He/Him. i'm pro opera and I vote Substack: https://xitter.cf/t.co/2nz0R1SGL9

Seattle, WA
Joined April 2015
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When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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Getting told I am too old to trick or treat was really blackpilling
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It really says something when 60k+ have to fly back to your country to vote in the mf election
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Sorry I can't because of the impending calamitous event.
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Replying to @neeratanden
Sign she is not a Neera disciple: She’s winning
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Mr. Magnanimous retweeted
- didn't come across like a nursing home patient when he debated flavio twice - had jair arrested and convicted to 27 years in prison for insurrection instead of dicking around with merrick garland - called Israel's assault on gaza "genocide" instead of sending 14000 2k lbs bombs
If Lula wins tonight it means we should have kept Biden in 24
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Mr. Magnanimous retweeted
Go Go Gadget Bong Hands
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Wow Aaron Sorkin you wrote a script?? And it's about the importance of journalism?? And there's a big speech??? How about you write a script about doing a kickflip you dumb fucking bastard
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Looking up from my phone on the bus: Hey! That was my stop! 5 or 6 back ago
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Man, frick this poop
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devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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Me and my boys call it the Jizz Cake Factory and we're not allowed to go to that particular restaurant anymore
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I don't talk a lot about politics on here but a very important issue to me in my personal life is cattle rustlers.
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Them: you were so much cooler when you cursed and smoked cigarettes. Me, sucking a lolly pop: Thats a really pooped up thing for you to say my dog
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Ever since Trump switched its name I've been dutifully calling it "Super Intelligence" at the coffee shop and so far no one has any clue what the fuck I'm talking about.
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The peoples of the ancient US worshipped but also feared the skeleton
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Bring. Ska. Back. Now
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White people don't say "I saw some shit in the war" anymore they say "my deployment was fairly kinetic"
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Some of us still fuck with podbean
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