Production Director, Photographer, Potty Mouth, Hot Mess. Instagram: thirdnibble

London
Joined August 2010
For the last six years I鈥檝e kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I鈥檝e used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.
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Do you remember a few weeks back when a plucky young 44-year-old go getter went viral for parking in every spot at his local @sainsburys Well after a whirlwind few weeks of media attention, Sainsbury鈥檚 got in touch and offered me the honorary role of Director of Top Tier Parking
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I don't think they realise that I'll be using this new title to shape the face of every store I visit in my image. I'll rule with an iron fist and make sweeping changes to all the Sainsbury's car parks across the land. They'll rue the day they ever afforded me such power!
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Anyhoo thanks to the Sainsbury's team who played along with this nonsense, it's been a fun ride.
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Oh sweet, a John Krasinski figurine.
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In 2021, after 6 years of shopping at my local Sainsbury鈥檚 and tracking where I parked each time on a spreadsheet, I completed all 211 parking spots the store had to offer. In 2024 I moved to a new town - and guess what I鈥檝e been busy doing since :) A thread 馃У
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Now that this challenge has finished I鈥檒l be looking for some other way to keep myself amused. I hear the Morrison鈥檚 up the way has 400+ spaces. So I guess I鈥檒l be back to post about that in 7-8 years.
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I know I鈥檒l be fighting off the big brands clamouring to give me a sweet sweet sponsorship deal off the back of this thrilling adventure so please make an orderly queue! Thanks for reading, the AMA is now open.
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