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Joined September 2012
Happy birthday @CeirraMerlo from the most really really ridiculously good looking baby ever. #happybirthday #BabyV #shecanturnleft #zoolander #whoworeitbetter
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She got me again!!!! Very well placed under the bathroom sink....just wait @CeirraMerlo...just wait. #smirnoff #ThrowbackThursday #iced
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I come home to find @CeirraMerlo and #BabyV watching #NakedAndAfraid.. Most parents: "my baby can say 10 words!!!" Us: "my baby can survive the Peruvian rainforest" #10weeksold #shesasponge #macheteforchristmas #newdad
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She's already laughing at my dad jokes....im glad someone thinks I'm funny!! #dadjokes #newdad #9weeks #babyV
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Look who is six weeks old today. I think we need bigger bows. #chubbycheeks #newdad #babyV #bowsbeforebros
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Just a little nap....like always....except at 3:30 AM. #nofilters #newdad #bowsbeforebros #lackofsleep
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Viviana is enjoying learning about #GroundhogDay. Although she disagrees with #puxatawneyphil regarding six more weeks of winter on this 70 degree day. But understands he's just doing his job. You do you Phil.
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I haven't posted in a long time, but I have to show off our beautiful #3weekold baby girl. I cannot express how happy she makes us!!! #newdad #moretocome #diaperdutydaddy
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I haven't posted in a while.....i think this is a good comeback #wereexpecting #newdad #dadjokes – at Fresno, CA
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All done with Chicago.....heading to Miami.
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#altonbrownlive if you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why? – at Highland Heights, OH
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Can't wait for #BSFresno got the whole family!!
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Literally the first earthquake I felt
We don't need to worry about Trump or Clinton...we need to worry about David Blaine....pretty sure he's Devil – at Fresno, CA
Thank you Veterans, for you are the reason America is allowed to speak our mind outloud. Your sacrifice makes this country. Don't forget it – at Fresno, CA
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Stogie loves watching Cops. I think he is aspiring to be a police dog one day. I don't have the heart to tell him they won't take a Scottie – at Fresno, CA
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