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Joined March 2013
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Cooking a family size Stouffer’s lasagna in the microwave for 25 minutes. Who is hungry?
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All the gambling ads I get are good actually! I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with any of them! In fact, I bet they are on my side!! They want me to win! That’s why you get money when you sign up :)
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Jimmy Buffet if he was Malaysian, “Cheeseburger in Malaysia”
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“I hope my IP address isn’t exposed!” I say as I close my 53rd advertisement trying to watch my local basketball team on a website called CrackStreams
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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🤣🤣🫵🫵SMOKING THAT PAXTON PACK🫵🫵🤣🤣
Texas, today is the day. James Talarico seems like a nice young man and a moderate. That's the act. This is a man who said "God is nonbinary." Who said there are six biological sexes. Who called capitalism an oppressive system he wants to dismantle. And who says we should look to Western Europe for inspiration. Take a look at Paris. His record is just as radical. He voted NO on border security, NO on cutting your property taxes, and NO on stopping cities from defunding the police. Lie to the voters, then get in power. Don't let it work. Get out and vote for @KenPaxtonTX.
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Permission to lib out?
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When the last step of a recipe is "Enjoy"
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My dog would not be good in one of those war movies where the dog wears like a flak jacket
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They are putting cleaning powder in the Chili’s margaritas
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Sorry I can’t submit more than my own voter ballot this year… there’s too many propositions to bubble in
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How to: Shmoney Dance in 15 Seconds
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Just tore my ACL doing the Shmoney Dance
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exactly what I thought this guy was doing in his free time
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I think Ben Affleck is the most likely celebrity to die via Lament Configuration.
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The protein max-a-demic needs to be studied. No I do not need protein in my water…
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