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Buffalo, NY
Joined October 2022
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Dems are washed up. 🎷
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If that throw to JSN is a touchdown, then we should never be considering where the ball is when a player goes out of bounds while attempting to get a first down. Why does the goal line extend forever but the first down marker doesn’t?
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*Year 2029* Hello and welcome to the NFL on FOX live from Afghanistan
🤖 Made with AI
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Announcers always find a way to say the craziest stuff when a 19 year old college kid is having the greatest day of their career
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Insane: A man in Virginia has been charged with duct-taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs “in peace” The 64-year-old now faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault charges. One of the craziest news stories of the year.
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Need to see the targets tho
Most passing yards from throws caught behind the line of scrimmage this season Josh Allen 224 Patrick Mahomes 220 Aaron Rodgers 213 Jordan Love 176 Bo Nix 175
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Yo antes era de derecha pero creces, te haces autónomo, estudias, lees, entiendes cómo funciona el mundo y ahora soy de extrema derecha
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Jalen Hurts is possibly the most dog of dogs. Bad decision - probably. But to step out there and play knowing death is on the table. Whoa
I’m firmly in the camp if you have to stay awake for 36 hours before kickoff so you don’t die from a blood clot you should probably skip playing that game.
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Idk man…. Man or women coming in like that has to understand the players concern for their friend… have a little respect when you come in not just pushing them out of the way.
As a man, this just can’t happen. No excuses for it.
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Nahhhhhh. She touched him sorry. That’s his brother right there… he’s just concerned. If she’s gonna learn then let her learn
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You have no choice but to save the United States. There is literally nowhere left to go. This is it. The last bastion. The Alamo. Last stop Saloon. If the US completely falls, it's checkmate Earth. There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, you can't opt out. There is no Shire.
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Shit sucks man
Breaking: After consultations with numerous doctors and experts that went into Saturday, the Eagles are placing quarterback Jalen Hurts on injured reserve, sources tell @rapsheet and me. The move will sideline Hurts indefinitely. More info to come.
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doing the opposite of a cleanse this weekend goin on a clog
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Meh… what about a kid who has anxiety from being sexually assaulted as a child? What about a kid who has anxiety from a parent committing suicide? I mean…. I’m for toughening kids up… but tons of shit goes in to this stuff
Hear me out: Under no circumstances should anxiety qualify a student for special education When IDEA passed, lawmakers were not thinking about tweens who get nervous sometimes
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Both would be ejected today, I also love just a flag on one guy for being the instigator
October 16, 1994 49ers corner Deion Sanders returns to "his house" — the Georgia Dome — to face his former team, the Atlanta Falcons. After throwing hands with former teammate Andre Rison, Deion returns an interception 93 yards for a touchdown to punctuate a 42-3 Niners rout.
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Last night was a perfect reminder that we need to force all sports teams to wear their best jerseys and stop forcing their new, terrible looks
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It’s sad what Cuse has become. I’m hopeful he can turn it around and I’ll be rooting for him. But just talking like the baby brother compared to UCONN is sad
Gerry McNamara on his in-game interactions with UConn head coach Dan Hurley during SU's exhibition game at Mohegan Sun: “At one point during the second half, he just came over and said, ‘This is so good for us.’ And I said, ‘It is.’”
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What? It’s 7k max a year? Get a side job at McDonalds
Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.
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This list makes no sense. Rural New York is top tier
Here is my ranking for where you should raise your kids to give them the 90s childhood.
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All fandom aside, the NFL would kind of suck if Josh Allen wasn’t in it. All the best games so far have featured 17.
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