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Gartrell Jacobs

@GartrellJacobs

CSU Truther, Rockies Insider, UAA Baseball thought haver, Mid Major CBB guy, 2x IM bowling champ, Husband, Father and Preacher #NCBAtwitter #Gay4TheUAA

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Joined May 2019
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Flight back got delayed (thanks frontier) so we got some long toss in while we wait at the gate #NCBAtwitter
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NEVER A DOUBT, BACKDOOR PISS COVER!!!! #WeStillFuckingSuck
Gartrell Jacobs (@GartrellJacobs) profile pictureGartrell Jacobs@GartrellJacobsOct 31
Locked and loaded with @Randomguy4223
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Locked and loaded with @Randomguy4223
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Gartrell Jacobs (@GartrellJacobs) profile pictureGartrell Jacobs@GartrellJacobsOct 31
Folks we are officially on #PissWatch
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Folks we are officially on #PissWatch
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Gartrell Jacobs (@GartrellJacobs) profile pictureGartrell Jacobs@GartrellJacobsOct 29
I’m calling my shot here. If CSU scores 13 points this weekend against Utah State me AND @Randomguy4223 will drink our own piss. God Bless. #PissPrank
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I’m calling my shot here. If CSU scores 13 points this weekend against Utah State me AND @Randomguy4223 will drink our own piss. God Bless. #PissPrank
Drake (@Drizzy1525) profile pictureDrake@Drizzy1525Oct 28
Replying to @CFBHome
This will be one of the ugliest games of the year. Utah State can't put up more than 20 points no matter how bad a defense is. CSU- 13 USU - 17
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Need to clarify here. I meant if they score only 13 points, I definitely think they will score more than that
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Thinking about that one BP at Case Western where a Brandeis long jumper flipped us off during the UAA Track&Field championships cause we weren’t clapping to the beat of his jumping clap. It ended up being the last jump of his career #GoodTimes
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Happy CUM bowl day to those who celebrate, I got the UMass Minutemen +14 as my LOCK of the night #CUMBowl
College Sports Only (@CSOonX) profile pictureCollege Sports Only
@CSOonXOct 23
WAKE THE FUCK UP, IT'S CUM BOWL GAMEDAY!!!
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@SickosCommitteeOct 22
The Sickos Committee Game Watch List Rankings - Week 8 TWO NEW PAC-12 SCHOOLS ONLY ON THE CW!! (And ESPN+) Total Defense #138 🆚 Total Offense #133 Total Defense #133 🆚 Total Offense #34 MOVABLE FORCES 🆚 STOPPABLE OBJECTS IT’S SAN DIEGO STATE AT COLORADO STATE!!
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Yep really puttin that masters degree to work today #FUNemployed
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Gartrell Jacobs (@GartrellJacobs) profile pictureGartrell Jacobs@GartrellJacobsOct 22
T minus 4 days work starts and until my Cal Ripken #Unemployed run comes to an end. Contemplating sitting on my porch, drinking a 40 bomber, and smoking cigs all day as a tribute to my #Unemployed brotheren. Thoughts?
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T minus 4 days work starts and until my Cal Ripken #Unemployed run comes to an end. Contemplating sitting on my porch, drinking a 40 bomber, and smoking cigs all day as a tribute to my #Unemployed brotheren. Thoughts?
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Say what you will about St. Louis, but it unquestionably has the most interesting uber drivers in the country #TrueToTheLou
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Watching the Broncos Offense and CSU defense at the same time means there will be about a 3 hour stretch on Thursday night where I will have extreme suicidal thoughts and feelings #FuckMyLife
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If you’re not watching Fresno state vs Boise State right now then you hate college football #Pac12AfterDark
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What did I say! We had no shot tonight, congrats to the beavs!
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October 1, 2007: In the NL Wildcard Tiebreaker game (Game 163), the Rockies beat the Padres 9-8 in 13 innings.
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Still got it every once and a while #IStillCantFeelMyElbow
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Headed south to watch some Rockies baseball, who’s got it better than us?!?!? #Rocktober
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@RockiesSep 26
One last Saturday Starters ⬇️
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Went 6/9 last week not too shabby This weekends CFB locks 🔒 - CSU +13.5 - Maryland ML - Fresno -13.5 - FAU -11.5 - Iowa State +8.5 - UTEP/ Oregon St. O 56.5 - Michigan State +5.5 - App State +14 - Mizzou +5.5 - UCONN +3.5
Gartrell Jacobs (@GartrellJacobs) profile pictureGartrell Jacobs@GartrellJacobsSep 19
Gartrell’s CFB weekend locks 🔒 - CSU/BYU O 52.5 - USU +28 - Miami (OH) +14.5 - Louisville ML - CSU +17.5 - Troy +27.5 - New Mexico +21.5 - TCU -19.5 - SDSU -1 Dogs will be barkin on Saturday!
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Well it all comes down to this, 5 more games for the rest of our lives. Need a #Rocktober miracle this week
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Just placed a sports wager with actual money on Devin Singletary over 10.5 rushing yards. Do I have a problem? #happymonday
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