I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.

Offense finally gives us something and the defense can no longer hold their own

Best way to fight back? Vote. Minnesota: You can vote now or cast your ballot by November 3.

Can we talk about Ilhan Omar for a second? What’s her real name? Why did she share the same name as her husband before they married? Who’s her baby daddy? And who’s her actual daddy? Because none of this adds up the way it should.

BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.

Louie Anderson

I hadn’t noticed anything, then I saw this tweet, so I decided to pay attention and take a look. Two seconds later, I knew exactly who he was referring to.

"Free Congo, Free Sudan, Free Syria, Free Palestine."

Found footage of your average Democrat voter

We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.