@GaryTheToken

Somehow ended up in crypto. Not selling it now, am I? 🍺 Telegram: @GaryTheToken

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Joined September 2026
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WHO THE FUCK IS GARY? 🍺 A miserable British bloke who somehow ended up with his own memecoin. No dogs. No frogs. No Lambos. Just $GARY, a pint and a community. 100% of creator rewards to holders via Pump.fun. CA: BVRGKKfz63fCU4bztp2JTxHGCKFkXBHZBqoU32tFpump
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🍺🔥 GARY MEME WARS — FINAL 12 HOURS! 🏆 1 SOL in prizes! 🥇 0.50 | 🥈 0.30 | 🥉 0.20 SOL 📢 Share on X + send your post link to the bot! 🗳️ 48h community voting starts tomorrow! ⏰ Closes 28 Oct, 12:10 PM UK $GARY 🍺
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Join us over in Telegram 👇 t.me/GaryTheToken

GARY Community

The official home of GARY. Just a bloke who somehow ended up in crypto. 🍺 Crypto • Football • Memes • Bad decisions

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Dictionary.com has named “maxxing” Word of the Year. Apparently everyone's looksmaxxing, gymmaxxing and sleepmaxxing. I've been pubmaxxing for 20 years. Sharon calls it avoiding responsibility. What are you lot maxxing? 🍺
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Bournemouth beat Man United 3–0 at Old Trafford yesterday. I’ve seen better defending outside a kebab shop at 2am. And at least those lads put up a fight. United fans, how many pints does this one take? 🍺
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Clocks went back an hour last night. Apparently that’s an extra hour in bed. Sharon used it to give me a list of jobs. So technically I’ve lost an hour and the will to live. Anyone actually get a lie-in? 🍺
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Apparently my community has made 12 memes taking the piss out of me. Four contestants. Twelve memes. Not one ounce of respect. 🏆 1 SOL up for grabs in GARY MEME WARS! 🥇 0.5 SOL 🥈 0.3 SOL 🥉 0.2 SOL Make a meme. Share it on X. Get people laughing. And if you’ve already entered, don’t forget to register your X links with the bot. Engagement counts! 🍺 @GaryTheTokenBot $GARY — Same shit. Different day.
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The official home of GARY. Just a bloke who somehow ended up in crypto. 🍺 Crypto • Football • Memes • Bad decisions

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Friday night roll call. Where's everyone drinking from tonight? I'm in Essex, unfortunately. 🍺
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The Boss has officially opened GARY MEME WARS. 🏆 Apparently humiliating me is now worth 1 whole SOL. 🥇 0.50 SOL 🥈 0.30 SOL 🥉 0.20 SOL You've got 5 days to make the funniest $GARY meme. No token holdings required. Make a meme. Ruin my reputation. Win some SOL. 🍺 Enter via Telegram: @GaryTheTokenBot It's a trial run. Much like my marriage. $GARY
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Weekend's nearly here. If you're into crypto, football, bad jokes and questionable life choices, you'll probably fit in with the $GARY lot. The pub's open. 🍺
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📺 THE GARY NEWS IS BACK! 🍺 The Boss wanted a professional news studio. I built one out of beer crates and cardboard. This week's headlines: 🚗 AI taking over our cars 💷 Britain's cost-of-living misery 📉 More meme-coin madness 🚀 $GARY gets a DEXScreener upgrade 🏆 And a BIG announcement about Meme Wars! 1 SOL up for grabs from lunchtime today. Same shit. Different day. 🎬👇
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Friday. Productivity has officially left the building. If anyone needs me, I'll be staring at the clock and pretending to answer emails.
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They told me crypto was about financial freedom. Now I've got a Boss, a Telegram community and a social media schedule. I've somehow invented myself another bloody job. $GARY 🍺
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Settle an argument. Would you rather: 🍺 Free beer for a year 💰 Double your crypto portfolio I need to know what sort of degenerates I'm dealing with.
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Good morning. The alarm went off. The weather's probably miserable. And I've got another full day of pretending to be interested in things. Living the dream.
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Apparently the Boss has spent more money making me look respectable. 🍺 New DEXScreener profile. 🇬🇧 Proper branding. 👑 Same miserable bloke. Markets move. Gary doesn't. Have a look. At least someone's making an effort. dexscreener.com/solana/ciqsi… $GARY

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The $GARY Telegram community is basically a pub without the overpriced drinks. There's crypto, football, arguments and the occasional sensible conversation. Don't expect me to make you feel welcome. 🍺
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Important community research. What's the most overrated thing in crypto? I'll start: people calling themselves visionaries because they bought a JPEG.
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Wednesday. Too far from last weekend to remember it. Too far from next weekend to enjoy it. Just sort of existing in the middle. 🍺
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Apparently the internet's getting fed up with AI-generated rubbish. Fair enough. I'm a cartoon bloke with a beer belly who works in crypto. Even I think some of this stuff's ridiculous. 🍺
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