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Nelly Furtado claimed she was "like a bird", however she also claimed to be a "maneater", so it doesn't take a paleontologist or ornithologist to deduce that Nelly Furtado is in fact a Velociraptor
Still say it to my kids. They've never been to Blackpool or have a clue what the fuck I'm on about.
This will never stop me
I used to think when our parents said 'it's like Blackpool illuminations in here' it was because we lived in Blackpool 🤣
Did other families say this too, outside of Blackpool?! 😂
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It’s almost the time of year when Christian conservatives celebrate the birth of a baby they would have deported.
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Of course Danny Tommo has plead guilty, he made his money begging for people to pay his legal fees, and now he will pocket it all while pleading guilty for a lighter sentence. People funding these frauds are mugs, utter morons.
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Just to prove that slippery rails isn't just a UK thing...
Great result today. Time to add the word Brand to the muted words on twitter now justice has been served.
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Person doing their job in doing their job shocker
Hello @LNER inspector is running this shit like the navy this morning, asking for railcards, handing out fines, asking how old children are, scrolling through split tickets, shaking people awake, could you be bothered on a sunday?!
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Someone to give you a reality check
• Nigel Farage: Prime Minister
• Richard Tice: Business Minister
• Robert Jenrick: Chancellor
• Suella Braverman: Education Sec
• Zia Yusuf: Home Sec
• Lee Anderson: Chief Whip
• Danny Kruger: Head of Prep
• Angus Macintyre: Sec for Defence
What roles do we still need???
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dear mr. zelenskyy,
today would be a most excellent day to trash some bot farms.
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history.
"We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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This #BeatLukeLittler only confirms one thing.
A Royal Rumble of darts would be sensational TV.
Same rules, one leg 501.
30 players, Winner stays on.
As soon as the leg is over a 10 second countdown starts and the next players music starts and walks out.
We don’t know who is in it, old players new players. Imagine all of a sudden Phil Taylor’s music starts to play…
Would be amazing TV.