The Godfocker. | @CULionsBaseball Superfan | Please do not call me Greg, my name is Gaylord
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Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
Being a Jets fan is like having a terminal illness but not ever dying
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Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
My son turned 20 and still lives at home
I told him it’s time to start paying rent… nothing much, just $1,800/month to help out
But here’s what he doesn’t know
I’m going to keep every penny he gives me, stick it in a savings account
And then when he finally buys a house of his own I’m going to get the most badass boat you’ve ever seen
Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
The Lakers suspected that LeBron James was intimate with the mother of a younger teammate during the latter years of his tenure in LA, per report.
James reportedly had the unnamed teammate’s mother “gripping the sheets” at the team hotel several nights last fall.
Woah.
Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
Someone was giving a Knicks fan props on my downtown 6 train for drinking coconut water and hydrating before the parade.
“Nah. There’s Jameson in this.”
Let’s have a day.
Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
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Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
Sergio Rodriguez. Chris Duhon. Toney Douglas. Anthony Carter. Chauncey Billups. Mike Bibby. Jeremy Lin. Baron Davis. Pablo Prigioni. Raymond Felton. Chris Smith. Toure’ Murry. Shane Larkin. Langston Galloway. Jose Calderon. Jerian Grant. Chasson Randle. Brandon Jennings. Ramon Sessions. Ron Baker. Frank Ntilikina. Emmanuel Mudiay. Kadeem Allen. Dennis Smith. Trey Burke. Allonzo Trier. Elfrid Payton. Austin Rivers. Kemba Walker. Alec Burks.
Jalen MF Brunson.
Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
In an alternate timeline, I head straight there tonight to buy my Eastern Conference Champions drip
Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
I basically was told today if I don’t play for my companies softball team this fall it would not be good for my quarterly review. I fully understand I am a 5-tool guy out there , but this can’t be legal right?
Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of
Gaylord M. Focker, R.N. retweeted
Rule #1 of manhood:
Don’t stop wiping until you see nothing but blood on the toilet paper