Randy Blew

@Labcorp in pursuit of answers.. hilarious. Don’t know how u stay in business. Need blood drawn? Hope it’s during the 7 hrs/day we’re open! Don’t ask us 2 b open the rest of the week if theres a holiday Wednesday or Thursday! Forget getting ur blood drawn during ur lunch hour!

Cool story bro? This you? Or is this ok because it was for money?

@Walmart @walmarthelp can you please tell me why this small item has 49.97 in freight shipping charges on it.

@Starbucks how does this star challenge make any sense? LoL. Purchase 4 macchiato’s and get 80 stars or purchase 5 macchiato’s and get 80 stars. I wonder which one people will choose? And what’s with the duplicate choices?

@MSignorile I’m just leave this right here….#bevisgaetz

Anyone else notice the similarities? Just me?… #beavisgaetz

@MelissaJoanHart @BethBroderick @CarolineRhea I know this is fake, but make it happen anyway!!

@GeorgeTakei have you seen your character on #startreklegends game? You should ask them to redraw you. They gave your major #restingbitchface. LoL

Hey @George_Wible is this an alternate account of yours?

Calling all heterosexual girls, homosexual men, and bisexual’s!

@StephenAmell is like a #nockingpointwine he only gets better with age.

Hey @Alyssa_Milano I saw this on Facebook and it made my day so much!

@NianticLabs @NianticHelp so... in game PoGo weather versus real weather outside... North Ogden, UT

@frankdecaroshow I’ve named something in your honor.

Just saw this posted on @frankdecaroshow ‘s Facebook and I can’t reply there, but he nailed my secret shame on the head...