Bloody hell, Ambers not lending Amy her razor is she?! 😂 #LoveisIand2019 #lovelsland
Thanks @vernonkay for being a fab host last night. 🍄🐰🍭Few sore heads this morning 🧟♀️🙇♀️😖🤯
Why is there a poll question on your app asking if it was right for Megan to tellRosie? Tell Rosie what?!? We just saw her kicking off last night in the first look but didn’t know why. Presume Adam has been trying it on with Megan? #LoveIsland
Hey @AmazonUK does your crazy IT clown (in the toys category for kids aged 5-7) come in different colors too? I really want to get my niece one with the proper severed arm with yellow raincoat attached. It’s ok though, she’s older than 36 months #AmazonFail
Spy Bloke: "we're not sure if the confidence is real or put on" Cut scene to her clutching teddy as she falls asleep. #spies
7am Gatwick flight and a guy is reading "physics of the future" I've discovered I have my socks on inside out. This is the real 1% #FML
Bridget Jones, amusing "back in the day" but after 15 yrs I cant help but think she just needs to sort her shit out now #BridgetJonesBaby
#ThingsThatWorryMe knowing that @KTHopkins is 7yrs older than me and soon people will lump us into the same age bracket. Scary as s*it.
So out of 12 SS candidates - 4 manifestos in post & 6 online but nothing for Carl Meerveld (despite billboards everywhere) or Kev S #gsy16
So...this election I'm not as excited as last time. So far I'm not enthused by anyone's manifesto for St Sampsons #gsy16







