Hey @JDSports I really could use the RIGHT shoe as well as the left.
I mean where is righty? Alone and afraid in your warehouse?
#wheresrighty #fail #jdsports
So excited about seeing @BillBailey tonight...all I can think is 'Hey, Asda, I ain't gonna be your bitch' x
youtu.be/F_VbqvWRCkI
Buzzing for Trainspotting again tonight!! Last Bristol show too.
@IYF_Theatre x
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Dry January is great! Just had a nice dry white wine followed by some dry gin. Now where's that dry sherry...
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"Moving on is easy. It's staying moved on that's trickier." - Katerina Stoykova Klemer.
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Cake is awesome. Seriously. I know it makes you fat and gives you spots and if you eat too much you’ll die…but it’s still pretty awesome.
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When I meet the love of my life my first words will be, "Where the fuck have you been? You've missed half of it."
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Great British Boiled Egg Off. Hollywood - 'it's a bit runny for me'. Rae - 'look Paul you're not my type so sod off & make a sausage plait'
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I have never...
...stood around arguing when there's a table FULL of cheese
#TOWIE
...knocking off work early tomorrow for thai food and heckling @themiltonjones with @Liseefoofoo thanks to @funny_friend xxx
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An #Aries can't deal with someone that complains about everything instead of doing something about it.
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Live fast or die old trying
#BestofBrent
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You know when you mean to order Eggs Benedict but you say "Begs Anydick" instead!? FML
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Too fat for clothes today.
*tries on dress* too skimpy
*tries on jumper* too frumpy
*empties wardrobe*
*tries on wardrobe* juuust right.














