General. Crimson strategist. Panther. Foot Soldier.
Charlotte, NC
Joined September 2025
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The new campaign officially awakens tonight. The Skyborne Mariners and Foxborough Founders fire the season’s first shot, and the General’s proclamation stands posted along the Front.
Gen. Bryce Young retweeted
Dearest mother,
I have received your care package of herbed beaver wrists, rum, & Squirrel Oil. Reports from the new defensive command have been encouraging. Yesterday, three soldiers occupied the correct position simultaneously. Excluding, of course, Pvt. Lee. Progress.
— Bryce
Dearest mother,
I have received your care package of herbed beaver wrists, rum, & Squirrel Oil. Reports from the new defensive command have been encouraging. Yesterday, three soldiers occupied the correct position simultaneously. Excluding, of course, Pvt. Lee. Progress.
— Bryce
Gen. Bryce Young retweeted
Dearest mother,
The defensive camp has welcomed new leadership. Thus far, the reviews are favorable. Several soldiers emerged from meetings claiming to understand their assignments, a development not witnessed in some time. The Denver Horsemen draw near. Optimistic.
— Bryce
Dearest mother,
The defensive camp has welcomed new leadership. Thus far, the reviews are favorable. Several soldiers emerged from meetings claiming to understand their assignments, a development not witnessed in some time. The Denver Horsemen draw near. Optimistic.
— Bryce
Dearest mother,
Our revelry over Evero’s dismissal is over. Word has arrived that a herd of wild Broncos is headed our way. I'm told they hail from a land so high, the air there is thin as parchment. We shall be gracious hosts and try not to overwhelm them with ours.
— Bryce
Gen. Bryce Young retweeted
Dearest mother,
The heavens have answered my prayers! I have been informed Corps Cmdr. Evero has been relieved of his command. Twas’ best for the unit following yesterday’s humiliating defeat. I have awaited this blessed day for what feels like an eternity. Rejoice.
— Bryce
Dearest mother,
The heavens have answered my prayers! I have been informed Corps Cmdr. Evero has been relieved of his command. Twas’ best for the unit following yesterday’s humiliating defeat. I have awaited this blessed day for what feels like an eternity. Rejoice.
— Bryce
Gen. Bryce Young retweeted
Dearest mother,
I am heartbroken! Once again we faltered beneath the great lights, with all the land as witness. The Cheese-Fed Militia’s aerial assault was sharp as aged cheddar, and our rear guard was grated into curds. I missed Maj. Lewis at every turn. Devastated.
— Bryce
Dearest mother,
I am heartbroken! Once again we faltered beneath the great lights, with all the land as witness. The Cheese-Fed Militia’s aerial assault was sharp as aged cheddar, and our rear guard was grated into curds. I missed Maj. Lewis at every turn. Devastated.
— Bryce
P.S. I will do what I must. And it will be glorious for all to spectate. Ready.
Dearest mother,
This night is for the Republic. It is time to silence the doubting war correspondents. Victory tonight proves Carolina a true contender. Defeat brings the Citizens’ wrath upon Chief Canales and Corps Cmdr. Evero. I carry both on my shoulders. Burdened.
— Bryce
Dearest mother,
I have received your care package of hardtack, salted frog eyelids, and a wheel of cheddar. Mothers know. I shall roll the wheel down a steep hill. The Cheese-Fed Militia shall chase it to the bottom, where Col. Phillips awaits in a trench. Scheming.
— Bryce
Gen. Bryce Young retweeted
Dearest mother,
The men gathered to discuss Pvt. Evans following Sunday's battle. By unanimous vote, we agreed formal treason charges were worth exploring. Yet Chief Canales promptly returned him to active duty. We have therefore opened an inquiry into enchantment. Tense.
— Bryce
Gen. Bryce Young retweeted
Dearest mother,
Our march to Green Bay ensues. Following our recent setback, many citizens have become military experts overnight. Most wish to replace Corps Cmdr. Evero, while others cast doubtful glances toward Chief Canales. A win would improve many dispositions. Tense.
—Bryce
Dearest mother,
The men gathered to discuss Pvt. Evans following Sunday's battle. By unanimous vote, we agreed formal treason charges were worth exploring. Yet Chief Canales promptly returned him to active duty. We have therefore opened an inquiry into enchantment. Tense.
— Bryce
Dearest mother,
Our march to Green Bay ensues. Following our recent setback, many citizens have become military experts overnight. Most wish to replace Corps Cmdr. Evero, while others cast doubtful glances toward Chief Canales. A win would improve many dispositions. Tense.
—Bryce
Dearest mother,
There shall be no lingering over our recent defeat. Our camp must begin its march north, for we have agreed to battle a Cheese-Fed Militia from Green Bay on Thursday. Rumors say their officers wear wedges of cheese upon their heads to denote rank. Peculiar.
—Bryce
Dearest mother,
My disappointment is immeasurable. The pirates plundered our ground at will while their Gen. Mayfield barely lifted his sidearm. Our ground defense crumbled like stale hardtack. Corps Cmdr. Evero and I shall have words. Crushed.
— Bryce
Dearest mother,
The men hear faint singing from beyond the ridge, something about a drunken sailor. The pirates are near. I have ordered the men to sleep early, and to avoid learning the song. Wary.
— Bryce