Gowland has obviously pilfered Beeden’s shoulders just prior to filming. #UniversityChallenge
You eat it with a horrible little wooden fork with the most awful texture and you’ll like it, or else.
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I’d be exceptionally interested in where Danny Sriskandarajah believes the British and Irish should lodge their claims for the Barbary slave trade #bbcqt
I wonder what job this chap had after serving in the British Army, because he certainly didn’t cobble together such extensive savings as a captain. #granddesigns
It looks like we're sending up #Mindhunter as another casualty of 2020. ew.com/tv/mindhunter-season-…
“I went on holiday knowing full well that the airbridge rules could change at any time; thus, it’s everyone’s fault but mine.”
"We're packing frantically" after France quarantine rule change bbc.in/2Fiemdm
Imagine living in 2020, claiming Croydon is still in Surrey and not being aware of the London Government Act 1963. Embarrassing.
Just finished watching @lildickytweets in Dave and damn if that isn’t the best comedy show I’ve seen in a very long time. @GaTaGED ‘s episode was probably one of the best ways I’ve seen a comedy show deal with a serious issue like that. Fantastic all round, bring on S2!
Google and Wikipedia are out here making some pretty wild predictions @tomsegura!
How on earth can you claim it's well intentioned? Your officer's ignorance of the legislation is not an excuse for, frankly, embarrassing policing. Regulation 6(3) is clear; the garden is part of the premises. If the officer can't follow that they shouldn't be on response.
Replying to @Alex_Stafford @rotherhamtiser
This encounter was well-intentioned but ill-informed and we'd like to apologise for the way it was handled. We've spoken to the officer concerned and made our approach absolutely clear. Again, we apologise for any inconvenience caused & will continue our work to support the NHS.
Nail. On. head. How are celebrities who are presumably not presenting at hospital getting tested when the rest of us are just told to self isolate if we show symptoms? One rule for the rich, another for the rest. #coronavirusuk
Marr: Is your name Angela?
Angela: Well, the Labour Party are going to put more money into the NHS and ensure that...
Marr: Sorry, is your name Angela?
Angela: ... Corporation tax.
#Marr
I don’t know why anyone bothers interviewing Angela Rayner, she never, ever, answers the question. More swerving than a drunk driver. Painful. #TheAndrewMarrShow
Pretty sure @robbeckettcomic should be the next Chaser. Bloody hell.
Catching up on #whoareyoucallingfat and I can see that Victoria is in complete denial of the negative impact her weight is and will have on her life. Diabetes is “fear mongering”? If you won’t modulate your own weight, at least don’t tell other people they shouldn’t try.









