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Barca//Arsenal//FatherOf4//Extremely Married//MedicalDoctor//BaKim//Farmer.

Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined August 2018
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When a child is rapped, call the police not a family meeting❗❗
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Lets see your rankings as we go for the international break #FPL
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Palmer and Rogers
Two idiots have stopped play by running on the pitch. #CFC(SL)
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Lionel Messi claims the 10th Golden Boot of his illustrious career after finishing the season with 26 goals for Inter Miami 🐐🏆
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I have tried to be mature over the weekend and let this Jamtree fiasco slide. I just want to say PaHarare classism yawandisa vanhu vakutokanganwa kuti vanenge vavinga kufara. But i raise you Bulawayo ladies and gentlemen🔥 There is none of this classist stuff being displayed on the timeline, you will go to Tinroof and it’s beautiful people in the whole place and everyone is just vibes and dancing with their drinks. None of this fake aura stuff you witness in Harare nightlife. If you go to the original Smokehouse in Bulawayo you will never again enjoy the Harare one simply because of the people in Bulawayo. Everyone minds their business in Bulawayo unlike Harare where they “count how many cocktails you buy” to see whether you belong in a certain environment and if you buy less than a certain number they will call you ghetto. You can even go and have a good time in the ghetto and it will be a blend of people ko Madhara or at the many Tshisanyama joints and find people who are well off having a great time with the locals.
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💯💯✅️in Zimbabwe if they dont get votes they say, 'I am too intelligent and advanved for the electorate to understand my policies'. The blame is on the electorate not their own failure to convince it.
In the end, the writing is on the wall—properly displayed in percentages. It begs the obvious question: what is it about YOU that produced this performance? Why is it that you have lost almost half of your vote share? Yes, YOU! As I have said before, go argue with the wall. As for me, I did abstain. A deliberate, conscientious abstention. The right to abstain is not limited to parliament or council sessions. It is very much constitutional, and available to all citizens—especially those who DO register to vote! That our voter registration increases by millions every time is a sign of genuine interest. When they do not show up to vote, after turning out to register, they may very well be refusing to choose between different versions of failure! Voting MUST NEVER be a conscription; it is a right that comes with responsibility—one that can’t be deployed without conscience. Above all, NO ONE is entitled to people's votes. VOTES are earned, just like respect. To say otherwise is the gospel according to dictators. How else can we explain that Mandela campaigned in 1994 and lost both KZN and Western Cape, yet Mbeki won both 10 years later? They earned the votes through results on the ground by improving the living standards of our people. They were NOT ENTITLED to them! Those who protest by deliberately not voting or deliberately spoiling their vote are exercising as sacred a right as the right to vote! A true revolutionary should know that, and would listen to them, for they too have registered a view! It is in line with this spirit—the letter of which is in the Constitution, that 'every citizen is free to make political choices'—that Ronnie Kasrils, alongside Barney Pityana and others, in 2014 called on people to protest by spoiling their vote. I’m sure you’ll agree, these are stalwarts of the anti-apartheid movement. They understood that no one—NOT even their own comrades—is ENTITLED to votes. But first, go to the wall, brother. There, the measure of your weight is fully determined."
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You cant manipulate every statement you say with your kids please.
Never tell your kids, “That’s too expensive,” “We can’t afford it,” or “Money is hard to come by.” Don’t say these things if you don’t want them to grow up poor. Here are 10 things to say instead:
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United in relegation zone, Arsenal on top of the league. I love it
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Replying to @Lazybratposts
Everything on nature has to be balanced. The blacks have bigger dicks because God shorted them on brains. That's why they still live in mud huts and whites build skyscrapers that reach the heavens.
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White people don't want ALL OF YOU at "their" chill places. Black elites move with security and they chill outside the country. Low budget uptown doesn't want ghetto youths at Highland Park, Jamtree, Laparada etc. "Woke" ghetto youths mock rural folks and think they don't deserve the right to vote. It's a chain of stupid classism in a bid to protect atomised privilege in a generally shitty country for which we must be uniting to free and build. #ZanupfMustGo – at Ås, Norge
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May your children inherit your knowledge of mathematics.
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Snobbery is just early stage elitism. Give it power and it becomes policy. The person who gatekeeps a chilling spot to feel superior will gatekeep jobs, land and policy once they have power. Petty exclusion is practice and we shouldn’t be surprised
The classissim you're seeing over something as petty as a chilling place you can decide not to visit is the reason our leaders toy with us. They know we can never unite for a common cause because a few snobs prefer the status quo where they have slightly more than others.💔
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Jamtree gang?
Some people don't actually want a better society. They want a society where their own group enjoys privileges that other groups are denied.
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Men will lower their standards to fucck women, but the big deal comes when they want a wife. Then their standards rise. Let me break it down for you, because many women don't understand this game... Most man will sleep with almost anything. If she is available, if she is easy, if she is there at 2am, he will pipe her. That does not mean he respects her. That does not mean he values her. That does not mean he will marry her. Sex is cheap for a man. Marriage is expensive. To fucck her, he just needs her body. To MARRY her, he needs her character, her past, her discipline, her loyalty, her peace, her family, her values. That is why a woman will say, "But 50 men wanted me!" Yes, sister. 50 men wanted to USE you. How many wanted to MARRY you? Zero, Because men have two different lists. One list for fun. One list for wife. For fun, the standard is low. Just be fine and available. Fr wife, the standard is HIGH. Be clean, be loyal, be respectful, be feminine, be a woman a man can trust with his name & his children Any woman can get a man to sleep with her. Only a FEW women can get a man to marry her. And that difference is called STANDARDs
What are the things you wish women understood more about men?
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Replying to @masiziba_01
they should take that energy and put it to bigger problems, Arctic ice is melting vanhu busy kuchema kuti Jamtree yaayepovho
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Mikel Arteta was making Pep have family issues and Klopp feeling tired and they think It's Carrick, Iraola, Alonso and Maresca that will stop him🌚. Pep and Klopp had to quit to escape Arteta
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Medicine is still a superior course. Don’t be discouraged 💯
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Manchester City vs Nottingham Forest has just kicked off. Maresca is about to school Arteta on what beautiful football actually looks like. The scoreline will speak for itself. Just sit back and watch.
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Scott dai akangoti mvee apo aikandwa chematsenganzungu.
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