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The UK is approaching its 7th prime minister since Brexit.
One new leader every 2 years.
Like a sick man trying new medicines my country puts new doctors in charge every once in a while hoping the people will swallow the same bitter pill.
Britain needs Reform.
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BREAKING: More than 9,000 mysterious underwater UFOs have reportedly been spotted near U.S. coastlines, per NY Post.
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The British election results are in.
Weird outcome ... for some reason British citizens don't like their country being invaded by 3rd world migrants stabbing and raping everyone.
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Let me explain what just happened with Michael Saylor and Bitcoin.
For years, the Saylor trade had one sacred rule: never sell the BTC.
$MSTR Issue equity. Issue converts. Issue preferreds. Raise dollars. Buy more bitcoin.
Repeat forever.
The market treated Strategy like a one-way black hole for BTC supply. Until customers stopped buying equity.
So he upped the ante with $STRC.
STRC is a super high yield dividend stock paying 11% APY, which is.... INSANELY HIGH. Many called it a ponzi because, uh, where does the money come from?
Strategy raised $5.58B with STRC in just a few months!!
That means the machine now has a recurring cash obligation.
Many traders on X beleived this saylor found an infinite money glitch and could keep buying BTC forever sending the price higher and issuing more STRC to spin the wheel harder...
BUT today Saylor just admitted that he will have to sell some BTC to fund the STRC dividend.
The infinite money glitch only works while capital markets keep funding the loop. Sell STRC, buy BTC, BTC goes up, issue more paper, buy more BTC.
This is super logical, obviously he can't just promise fixed yield forever without selling stuff, but it fundamentally alters the narrative that has been driving this relief rally.
Saylor / $MSTR are the single largest holder of Bitcoin in the world. When they say they "might sell some"
It has the potential to change the dynamic of the entire crypto market.
Saylor has proven he's a financial engineering genius, so I'm not gonna make any bold predictions like "ooh this is gonna kill BTC"
... but my friends it's not what you want to read as Bitcoin tries to break out of a bear market range during a midterm year.
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ummmm guys... is anyone else seeing this on $BTC
HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL BE LONG OR BULLISH?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE... WE ARE GOING TO $45,000
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#BREAKING: Over a dozen earthquakes have been detected near Area 51 within the past 24hrs.
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JUST LEAVE SATOSHI’S COIN THE FUCK ALONE
⚠️ NEW BITCOIN FORK PROPOSES REDISTRIBUTING SATOSHI’S COINS
Long-time Bitcoin developer, Paul Sztorc, is proposing a fork that would reassign part of Satoshi Nakamoto’s ~1.1M .
The plan is to copy Bitcoin into a new chain called eCash with native eCash tokens.
“Hold 4.19 BTC at the time of the fork, get 4.19 eCash. You can sell it, keep it, or ignore it entirely,” he said on X.
However, certain wallets (like Satoshi’s) would be flagged as “inactive,” and their balances would be redistributed under the new rules.
Supporters argue this could “revive lost coins” and make supply more usable.
Critics call it outright theft, warning it sets a dangerous precedent for rewriting ownership.
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🚨 INSIDER SAYS THAT STARMER IS THREATENING TO CALL A GENERAL ELECTION UNLESS HE IS BACKED
I TOLD YOU !!!
Someone just broke the same encryption Bitcoin uses on a public quantum computer in 45 minutes
Yesterday an Italian researcher named Giancarlo Lelli broke a 15 bit elliptic curve key in 45 minutes on a publicly accessible quantum computer
It's the same math that secures every Bitcoin wallet, every Ethereum address and around $2.5 TRILLION in digital assets
He used around 70 qubits on cloud hardware, no national lab, no special equipment and won 1 BTC for it
The estimate of qubits needed to break Bitcoin's full key has dropped from 13 million in 2022 to under 500,000 weeks ago, then days later another study cut it 50x lower at 10,000
That's a 1,300x reduction since 2022, with most of the drop in the last six months
Right now 6.9 MILLION BTC, around $520 billion, sit in addresses with public keys already exposed on chain
That includes Satoshi's 1.1 million BTC, permanently visible and impossible to migrate because he's not coming back to move them
BlackRock tripled the quantum risk disclosure in its $64 billion Bitcoin ETF prospectus, warning quantum computing could result in "losses to Shareholders"
A Federal Reserve working paper called "harvest now, decrypt later" an active threat in September 2025, meaning state actors are already collecting public keys today to crack them when the hardware catches up
Quantum has been a future problem for 15 years
Yesterday the future arrived
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There is probably no bigger crime against humanity than the destruction of the United Kingdom.
England in the 90s, where I grew up, was actual paradise.
The pub gardens, the white people, oasis with fish and chips.
There were full bars and clubs 7 nights a week in every single town let alone city.
Always something to do. Even if you were poor, go out with a tenner and have the best time.
10,000 pound night today is 1% of what a 10-pound night was back then.
Neighborly people.
Safe streets. Even the council estates were safe.
You had to live it to understand it.
Everything’s been destroyed.
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BREAKING: A newly leaked trove of documents reveals that a U.S. laboratory where two scientists went missing had been studying UFOs.
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10h ago @litecoin experienced a coordinated attack on the chain that resulted in 13 blocks reorg that took more than 3h to generate.
During this time attackers were performing double spend attacks on multiple cross-chain swapping protocols.
We are investigating the situation.

































