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@GeneralPatton8323 Nov 2025

this is who runs this account: 😂

Green Beret Nap Time

@GBNT195221 Nov 2025

This is who runs this account:

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Spider Sunday

Polka King of the South

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Spider Sunday

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5 more days till Halloween. I've turned into Elvira. 🎃🖤

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😂😂😂

Bash The Omniscient Badass Chiweeni

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Replying to @GeneralPatton83

I think everybody missed you about as much as Rosebud misses this cookie. She can’t have it theres chocolate in it. Hope your are doing well.

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It's like they shidded their whole ass!

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Blown out 💀

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What's next??

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He's rocking the beer gut

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Follow me for more cute couple's costume ideas.

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Good evening y'all. I hope everyone had a most wonderful day.

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Politickin has changed over the years.

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"Amy... what the hell are we doing? Are you running for office or looking for a date? The Mayor is right over there. You haven't said two words to him, but somehow you've already tried to shove your tongue down his throat. Jesus Christ, Amy..." -Amy Action aide (probably) 🤣

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Me: *feels a slight chill in the air* My brain:

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It's, is that dog poop or leaves season.

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She's such a good time. 💀

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"Amy... I'm at the end of my rope. That was completely unprofessional. And if tonight is anything like last night... I swear to God, I'm done." -Amy Action aide (probably)

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Giggles.

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You don't say?

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QT Your Autum Art

ChristineR (Love My Country)

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QT Your Autum Art and 4 Artists Tfti @philipc6769 Everyone welcome

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Not every Halloween costume should be sexy

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Must have graduated from the Learing center

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Clam slam

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Those were the days!!!

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