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Well circumstances beyond our control (which is a lot of things, we are three raccoons in a trench coat) mean we have got to bounce early. We leave this final plenary in the capable hands of Synod. #uccsynod
Overturning the decisions of the chair will kill countless microscopic decisions. #uccsynod
Incarceration doesn’t disappear vulpine issues, it disappears foxes. Where is the synod fox? #uccsynod
Licensed pastor's ears perk up at the phrase "underpaid and overworked." #uccsynod
Windows 95 user asks synod to add Minesweeper as a way to end solitaire confinement. #uccsynod
White Delegate sarcastically dressing down person of color checks his watch, sees it’s stuck on “1943”. #uccsynod
Plant based delegate begs synod to consider food options that aren’t plants. #CannibalSpirit #uccsynod
Wordsmithing by whole synod—mark your bingo cards, possibly by banging your foreheads on your delegation’s table. #uccsynod
Delegate suggesting that we should respect people's time met with bewildered looks #uccsynod
Synod Fox, as an obligate carnivore, stands shoulder to leaf with plant Allies. #uccsynod