The only downside to taking Haiti is that now you have a bunch of Haitians you have to take care of

Tempted to bring back Stalin so that Teddy and I can kill him again while Da Vinci watches, confused

The fact that illegal aliens can even qualify for welfare at all is a deep moral failing on our part

Fascism is when we get flying cars? Wow that sounds great

Imagine thinking the right has won when every single ancestor of ours would think we have been conquered by a hostile occupying force

Even redditors are realizing what's going on

"Can we do this proven, effective idea?" "No, because the people who came up with it also did this unrelated Mean Thing to a different group"

To them, words are just a means of deceiving normal people

Me: Yeah, I'm anti-colonialism Follower: what??? I thought you were based. Why do you dislike colonialism? Me:

Jews are now claiming that killing Jesus was fine because "he got due process"

Turns out you don't even need to take out all the white people, just add 10% Islam

They could have kept absolute global power if they just kept letting white dudes make good video games

Reminder: someone opposing Israel doesn't automatically make them based and good This woman is definitely still our enemy

I'm confused, was Hitler woke or based?

How do we fight an enemy that begs for castration?