
Show off. Pink wafer connoisseur. Genius. Practically perfect in every way. Sometimes Shezza. Asexual. #Sherlock Parody
John's laptop, mostly.
Joined January 2012
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Character Notes:
-He has many vices, but attempts to quell them if possible. He is easily sent back on the wrong path though & will try to justify it.
-His relationship with his brother is still difficult. He will still jab and annoy him, but deep down there’s a fondness.
Never let me forget my password again.
It took Lestrade TWO YEARS to work out my password was :
“Le5tradeIsAMoron”
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Students at Seattle Pacific University protest their school's anti-LGBTQ+ president by handing him Pride flags at graduation. I love every second of this.
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How many species of bees are there?
Around the world, there are over 25,000 different types of bee species! This huge number is divided into over 4,000 different types of bees, which can be divided into nine families of bees - pretty impressive right?
📸 bee.thebuzz on IG
Why are old women the worst people on the planet?
Stop walking so slowly - don’t you have somewhere else to go and be racist?
Normally I detest Christmas things being in the shops so early, but watching how irate it makes my dear brother is filling me with cheer...
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What a bee-uty 🐝 Spotted in Spinningfields, Manchester by journeyswithjp on Instagram 📸
If you’re suddenly feeling unwell, fear not. It’s just @NerdWithABeard lurking nearby.
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It was the middle of the week and the entire department was shifted into its highest gear, a number of (cont) tl.gd/n_1srehe7
#JohnsonMustGo
It needs to be more specific than that. The man's so stupid he'd only get lost on his way out of number 10.








