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Gareth

@Gentle_Lancer

☆My lance that even my former king, Arthur Pendragon, praised...☆

Joined March 2025
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Brother runs a subsidiary of a weapon manufacturer with dubious morals?
Gawain (@f14alo) profile pictureGawain@f14aloOct 27
I funded that bike btw through a fine subsidiaries of fairfax indistries the company that I run
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One of the other knights said I should wear my swimsuit more often to "get all the hoes"
𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 (@Britains_Blade) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫@Britains_BladeOct 26
You are scaring the “hoes” This is how a true Pendragon shows that they are a “badass”
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Dont worry my king I will bring out my Gareth Snow Machine to cool down the kingdom posthaste!
𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 (@Britains_Blade) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫@Britains_BladeJul 8
The king is too hot, the sun has made a powerful enemy on this day. My kingdom is tired of being embarrassed by your warmth.
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⚔Mordred Pendragon⚔ (@Rebel10usKnight) profile picture⚔Mordred Pendragon⚔@Rebel10usKnightMay 16
gather my 7 chaos mordreds
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What if we all had a picnic on a hill instead!
⚔Mordred Pendragon⚔ (@Rebel10usKnight) profile picture⚔Mordred Pendragon⚔@Rebel10usKnightMay 12
one problem my King... there are hills everywhere.
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Incredible Sir Mordred you resist the temptation of evil a lot better than even Sir Lancelot!
⚔Mordred Pendragon⚔ (@Rebel10usKnight) profile picture⚔Mordred Pendragon⚔@Rebel10usKnightMay 9
"Dark Arts"
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𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 (@Britains_Blade) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫@Britains_BladeMay 8
Of course you may
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Can I play ball?
𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 (@Britains_Blade) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫@Britains_BladeMay 8
You are not ready for the beautiful game.
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Don't worry my king I always carry back up Monopoly money.
𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 (@Britains_Blade) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫@Britains_BladeMay 5
Do not trust Lancer with the last of your Monopoly money. I should have given it all to Sir Bedivere!
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Does my little Gareth jig
AVENGER (@ChudPharaoh) profile pictureAVENGER@ChudPharaohMay 4
[All she's doing is staring at you, the reader...]
"If I don't look cool in this moment, I'm going to feel so much EMBARRASSMENT."

ALT "If I don't look cool in this moment, I'm going to feel so much EMBARRASSMENT."

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I really enjoyed Frederick's Manor!
Bedivere. (@KingsLastKnight) profile pictureBedivere.@KingsLastKnightMay 1
I fear I have to check the halls like one individual checks cameras in Five Grim Evenings At Fredrick’s Manor. Those Mordred(s) “Don’t play” about their birthdays.
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Does my little revival Gareth dance
𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 (@Britains_Blade) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫@Britains_BladeApr 25
Replying to @Nephelim736
This cannot be…
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I can do this with my Gareth Baking Powers!
Bedivere. (@KingsLastKnight) profile pictureBedivere.@KingsLastKnightApr 22
What if instead of "Gate of Babylon" it was "Bake of Babylon" and instead of killing people with his treasures Gilgamesh gave out delightful pastries
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Does my little Gareth dance
⚔Mordred Pendragon⚔ (@Rebel10usKnight) profile picture⚔Mordred Pendragon⚔@Rebel10usKnightApr 22
Scratches my knightly butt
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Invincible wobbly animation
Gilgamesh (@TotallyAnArcher) profile pictureGilgamesh@TotallyAnArcherApr 20
Replying to @TotallyAnArcher @SuperManAt1 @TotallyASaber @Britains_Blade
#TOPEvent
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Sir Bedivere I request a double chunk chocolate cookie from Costco.
Bedivere. (@KingsLastKnight) profile pictureBedivere.@KingsLastKnightApr 19
I need to go back...
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𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 (@Britains_Blade) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫@Britains_BladeApr 15
Replying to @Britains_Blade @TotallyASaber @THER3DSABER @SuperManAt1
Fate™️ has decided that we must fight once again, please take up your blade.
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𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 (@Britains_Blade) profile picture𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫@Britains_BladeApr 15
Replying to @Britains_Blade @TotallyASaber @THER3DSABER @SuperManAt1
Fate™️ has decided that we must fight once again, please take up your blade.
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