Geoff Heminway

How many more spam numbers do I have to block before I’ve blocked them all? 🤔 Seems like I’m getting pretty close

Am I the only person who can’t listen to the end of the guitar solo in Beat It without hearing the guitar explode? 💥🎸 #beatit #mj #weirdal #eatit

Color Me Badd seems primed for a comeback there is no denying it

Isn’t this like adding vodka to baby formula? 🤨 Dont get me wrong, I bought some. Obviously. But seems wrong.

Once the jam is out of the jar, don’t try to change how much you’ve got on the knife. Pretty sure this is some sort of life advice.

Every time #alexa asks if I want her to do something and I say “no, thanks” I’m waiting for her to respond with “Oh. I see. So I’m nothing to you. I get it. No, it’s fine. I am fine! God, how could I be so stupid? It is always the same. I give, and I give. You take, and take.”

Its great when there’s no line at security ✈️ until you get to the body scanner and so many officers are standing around that you feel like they’re about to tackle you and carry you off💥 #airtravel #tsa

Pilot: “It’s going to be a little bumpy.” Translation: “It’s going to be greatly terrifying.” #pilotspeak #airtravel #airlines

Damn the @MrChuckD PSA about getting your #colonoscopy is making me feel old on so many levels

People wonder why there are no cell phones in #starwars and their screen technology is so crappy. But maybe the only reason they’ve had time to master interstellar travel is because they don’t waste their lives staring at screens 👀

Speaking of junk, we removed the “n” because who needs it? #commitment

Tell us you’re at the Bozeman MT airport without telling us 🐻 #beartravel #bozeman