The Onion saying ironically what @TheYoungTurks @jimmy_dore @SabbySabs2 @caitoz and others say unironically
Abdul El-Sayed must pay for his inaction despite having the least power of anyone in congress and despite not yet being a US Senator.
In lesser news that nobody cares about: Pinky’s congressman flipped from Red to Blue! I am registered in CA-1 which covers Sierra County. #BlueWave2026
Let's say my name is Brian Martinez. My first name is Irish in Origin and my last name is Spanish. Am I American Libs of Sick Tock? Or do you save your hate only for Arabic names?
Hey @DNC whatever happened to "Vote Blue No Matter Who?"
Replying to @MikitaDiary
Now that their smooth it's more visible, they look so nice I wanna caress them.
Pinky (World's Oldest Femboy) retweeted
Replying to @fitness_femboy
I am an insurance expert, I would advise not dropping weights on your foot for reasons purely only to do with math.
The wabbit 🐇 is welcome to the carrot 🥕 I'm about put where I'm pointing. Just come on over a claim it.
Got my Covid and flu shots to keep the Republicans away when I visit the US. Also works on Jimmy Dore fans.
Goes on an insanely long diatribe blaming trans people or the left for her problems.
Needs only 8 words to reveal it’s her own attitude that is causing her problems.
Downside of being bilingual is sometimes I forget what language someone spoke to me in. I’m like did the waiter say “you want me to bring something else” or “quiere que te llevo algo más”?
My brain sometimes doesn’t distinguish.
Let me read this article so you don't have to.
1. Use a dating app or visit gay spaces
2. Compliment their style to strike up a conversation
3. Appreciate their feminine style without assuming their sexuality or preferences
This is just how to date.
wikihow.com/Attract-a-Femboy
















