We lost the fight, Haaland nation. But deep down, they know who we are. We'll be back.

Anyway, Mbappe knows the Ballon d'Or's his. Said he deserves it, then went and backed it up in one of the biggest games in world football. Fair play to him. A player that good finishing his career without one would've been mad.

Jude Bellingham dog-walking Pedri & Rodri in El Clásico, man. Causing them all sorts of problems, beating them with his physicality/athleticism, and technically he was on another level too (press-resistant in tight spaces, carrying/dribbling through the lines, a huge zone of influence, distribution and switches of play, aiding the build-up, stitching the progression together with Arda Güler/Bernardo, and the tank to cover ground OOP). A complete midfielder. An all-round demon. We really got the absolute max out of Rodri, because this man is clearly physically worn out. Anyway, we made good money, and that's what matters.

BUNNY SHAWWWWWW, MY STRIKER!!! HAVE THAT ONE, LE TISSIER, HAHAHAAHA. COME ON, CITEH!!

If only Manchester City hadn't planted their agents, Yanited wouldn't have been mauled by the Cherries. Add it to the charges.

I've never felt more like singing the blues.