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𝘎𝘢𝘺 π˜‰π˜Άπ˜΄π˜ͺ𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴

@GetOffMyBuildin

Business is forever. (NOT AFFILIATED WITH PIEMATIONS. NO ONE WEIRD INTERACT WITH ME! DRIVE IS DONE.)

 I am Gartenofbanbanyams
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GET THE HELL OFF MY PARODY TWITTER!!!
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ARE YOU DEAD SERIOUS?! YOU took HALF of my TOWER! *MY* TOWER!!
πŸ’«β€” 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓑𝓀𝓒 β€”πŸͺ (@D3str0yerG0d) profile pictureπŸ’«β€” 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓑𝓀𝓒 β€”πŸͺ@D3str0yerG0d7h
"Ah…" "…who are you?"
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This is… Revenge for you taking half of my fucking tower. … Shit. I didn’t prepare for this at all.
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πŸ’«β€” 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓑𝓀𝓒 β€”πŸͺ (@D3str0yerG0d) profile pictureπŸ’«β€” 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓑𝓀𝓒 β€”πŸͺ@D3str0yerG0d8h
[ INT BAIT ] "Hm. Who are you to challenge me…?" "Do you realize who I am?"
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I’m pretty hungry… Good thing I have my own personal break room. I can watch over the subordinates now, haha.
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HEY! FUCK OFF!
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Marker (@AC1umsyMarker) profile pictureMarker@AC1umsyMarker9h
Progress #2 I'm on the 8th floor. This building is big as hell though. But I GOTTA see that sunset! As long as nobody stops me, I'll be fine.
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β€˜Cause everyone NEEDS to be a fuckin’ asshole nowadays…
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Marvin The Martian (CEO OF ACME) (@Tuned_Martian) profile pictureMarvin The Martian (CEO OF ACME)@Tuned_Martian10h
β€œMay I ask why is that?”
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Yeah BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO CLIMB ON MY FUCKING TOWER!!!
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Marvin The Martian (CEO OF ACME) (@Tuned_Martian) profile pictureMarvin The Martian (CEO OF ACME)@Tuned_Martian10h
β€œIt was rated as the number one tourist spot in climbthistower.scm”
//i wonda who wrote that website

ALT //i wonda who wrote that website

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$4.99.
Crash Dummy. (@Not_A_Defect) profile pictureCrash Dummy.@Not_A_Defect10h
"How much do they cost."
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They all want to climb my fucking tower so I’m pretty used to it.
DRAKE .ᐟ (@BestVill4inEver) profile pictureDRAKE .ᐟ@BestVill4inEver11h
[ VILLAIN OF THE DAY! ] (DAY 54) How used are you to seeing people from different universes?
Initially, it was more or less surprising for me too, but at this point there's probably someone new from elsewhere by some point in the year. Laplace, Maxwell and I have actually started taking bets on when it would happen! Laplace takes the things we bet without issue, Maxwell pretends to put on an act that they're useless to her so we can keep them, and I'm just honest! It's far too rude to keep people's belongings on a random guess game!

ALT Initially, it was more or less surprising for me too, but at this point there's probably someone new from elsewhere by some point in the year. Laplace, Maxwell and I have actually started taking bets on when it would happen! Laplace takes the things we bet without issue, Maxwell pretends to put on an act that they're useless to her so we can keep them, and I'm just honest! It's far too rude to keep people's belongings on a random guess game!

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β€œFix-it Felix”… Who?
Gruesome (@Gruesome1464) profile pictureGruesome@Gruesome146411h
ok so, I couldn't find him, so you may have to search for him. his name is Fix-it Felix.
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At long as my tower gets fixed… I’m in.
Gruesome (@Gruesome1464) profile pictureGruesome@Gruesome146411h
I might know someone who could fix your tower, but I gotta find him first.
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God my life is beautiful.
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Keep it comin’.
Piemations (@Piemations) profile picturePiemations@Piemations13h
Here's another daily dose of Suction Cup Man affirmation!
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Suction Cup Man said I’m sexy. Do I take the compliment?
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😳
Suction Cup Man πŸͺ  (@SuctionCupMaan) profile pictureSuction Cup Man πŸͺ @SuctionCupMaan11h
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About to turn to Dead Business. Half of my tower is FUCKING GONE. I’m gonna blow my shit smooth off.
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DUDE.
fucking every word (@fuckeveryword) profile picturefucking every word
@fuckeveryword3 Feb 2015
fuck business
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Dude.
fucking every word (@fuckeveryword) profile picturefucking every word
@fuckeveryword18 Oct 2016
fuck guy
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🀫🀫🀫🀫🀫
Ω‹ (@CraigRaisins) profile pictureΩ‹@CraigRaisins19h
What if instead of Guy Business it was Gay Business and nothing changed #suctioncupman
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Buy my plungers.
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… Shit.
πŸ’«β€” 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓑𝓀𝓒 β€”πŸͺ (@D3str0yerG0d) profile pictureπŸ’«β€” 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓑𝓀𝓒 β€”πŸͺ@D3str0yerG0d13h
"Well, I suppose I’ll just kill you." "Friday will maintain its glory."
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