We were honored to be featured on @RealTimers with @billmaher *AGAIN* last night! We're #1 at #2!!! Pick up your Shittens today, now made in the USA! a.co/d/aj79PBJ
Watching @BravoTV 's #BelowDeck & suddenly feeling the need to travel!
(We're perfect for the Poop Deck, Captain Lee!)
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We sell out every #Christmas, stock up before it hits the fan!
Now made in the USA! Get 'em here: amazon.com/dp/B087FW4335/ref…
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We've never been more honored. Thank you @billmaher & @RealTimers. Inventors @TheRichieWilson
& @rachelfine would love to meet you- We're actually the safest hands to shake- don't get caught brown-handed! Now back in stock and finally made in the USA! Shittens.com
We've never been so proud to bring heiney hygiene to the (m)asses! Thank you, @billmaher! We don't want to brown nose (or brown hand!) but our inventors would be honored to take you up on the invite. #shittens Shittens.com
This #4thofJuly, we’re excited to announce that in a couple months our glorious #Shittens will finally be back in stock and- for the first time- MADE IN THE #USA!! Now when you wipe your ass, you’ll be filled with a sense of patriotism only a cool, clean Shitten can provide.
Happy #InternationalDogDay! #Shittens are *perfect* for when your dog's "Number Two" is a little closer to a "Number One and a Half". Get yours now: amzn.to/2KEIZsB
Another reason why you should always have a pack of Shittens
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We are great for grabbing eels as well
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You never know when you’ll need a Shitten
#PoopIsGross
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