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Shittens...everybody needs one! -Mark Cuban, ABC's Shark Tank. Shittens are a revolutionary bathroom product: mitten-shaped wet wipes! 'Cause poop is gross.

Joined February 2013
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GO GET YOUR #SHITTENS BEFORE THEY SELL OUT: amzn.to/3zglIHG
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We were honored to be featured on @RealTimers with @billmaher *AGAIN* last night! We're #1 at #2!!! Pick up your Shittens today, now made in the USA! a.co/d/aj79PBJ
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Watching @BravoTV 's #BelowDeck & suddenly feeling the need to travel! (We're perfect for the Poop Deck, Captain Lee!) Shittens.com
We sell out every #Christmas, stock up before it hits the fan! Now made in the USA! Get 'em here: amazon.com/dp/B087FW4335/ref… & read all about them at Shittens.com. #StockingStuffers #StockingStuffer #BlackFriday #BlackFridayAmazon #BlackFriday2021 #blackfridaysale
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Hey @nbc You should always have a pack available on set. Shittens.com people.com/tv/nbc-halts-prod…
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We've never been more honored. Thank you @billmaher & @RealTimers. Inventors @TheRichieWilson & @rachelfine would love to meet you- We're actually the safest hands to shake- don't get caught brown-handed! Now back in stock and finally made in the USA! Shittens.com
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We've never been so proud to bring heiney hygiene to the (m)asses! Thank you, @billmaher! We don't want to brown nose (or brown hand!) but our inventors would be honored to take you up on the invite. #shittens Shittens.com
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This #4thofJuly, we’re excited to announce that in a couple months our glorious #Shittens will finally be back in stock and- for the first time- MADE IN THE #USA!! Now when you wipe your ass, you’ll be filled with a sense of patriotism only a cool, clean Shitten can provide.
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Happy #InternationalDogDay! #Shittens are *perfect* for when your dog's "Number Two" is a little closer to a "Number One and a Half". Get yours now: amzn.to/2KEIZsB
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She actually shit her brains out
HAPPY EASTER FROM ALL OF US AT SHITTENS.COM
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Heh heh heh... shittens.com
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Another reason why you should always have a pack of Shittens amazon.com/Shittens-Disposab…
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We are great for grabbing eels as well read.innersplendor.com/man-s…
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Wishing you all an amazing 2019
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You never know when you’ll need a Shitten #PoopIsGross Shittens.com
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