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Am I depressed or is Ian Ziering hot? people.com/people/article/0,…

I'm not entirely certain I've brushed my teeth today.

The middle hand towel in a set of three is always the least used.

PSA

Putting on jeans you've already worn messes with your head when you're trying to lose weight

You want better self esteem? Get off Facebook.

I'm sorry, does Justin Timberlake sing "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery?" in this Mirrors song?

Apparently, I have unresolved feelings towards Matt Lauer wp.me/p1MBu2-cf via @wordpressdotcom

Lauer's Comeuppance wp.me/p1MBu2-cf via @wordpressdotcom #TeamCurry

The TSA should screen for onion and horseradish sandwiches in passengers' carry on bags. I HATE YOU LADY SITTING NEXT TO ME.

Sunglasses and Advil. Vacation was mad real.

Everyone knows Ellio's is the best frozen pizza.

Pop Tarts > Toaster Strudel

Here's a little treasure from 1992 youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBsz…

Sometimes I use Q-tips on hard-to-clean corners and I worry guests will see the Q-tips in the trash and think my ears are dirty

I bet there would be a lot fewer prison riots if they let the inmates use a paper shredder.

State of the Union < Second-Graders At Elmwood Franklin School Edit NFL Tweets For Bad Grammar huff.to/12nXt5k via @HuffPostSports

When guys feel insecure, they immediately become 13 yo girls: "You think THAT guy is hot? Whatever. His hat is douchey."

Guys share details about sex. With girls, it's easy. Either it's going to happen again or it's not. We ask each other, "Yes or no?"