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Sash

@GhoulGuard

Former Nucleus Fissionist New York’s 7th Congressional District Burner Account, funni and dumb

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Joined October 2010
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Blocking is part of healing
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BioWare using a random lady stock photo for tali's unmasked face is still the funniest shit they've ever done
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I let congestion pricing destroy us. I should’ve protected your heart like a bike lane. we’re just getting to know each other after 6 years, don’t throw us away
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Twitter is still magical because even today I can ratio my locally elected officials
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Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) profile pictureVivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamyOct 28
It’s a simple choice: vote for the person who’s actually going to make your life better. Lower property taxes & electric bills, safer streets, better schools. The people of Ohio are wise & I trust them to get it right. 💪🏼
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#CheckDatCalender #ItsAlmostTime
aliyah (@nevliyah) profile picturealiyah@nevliyahOct 28
A stingy cheap nigga who don’t keep his word have no business liking me
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Isn’t even the best baseball photo, let alone all of sports lol
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Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 29
We may have a new contender for greatest sports photo of all time
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i hate NYCDSA Halloween what do you mean you're the turnstile that could've saved Mariama James' six year situationship?
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Another subway tragedy and the mayor does nothing
MTA (@MTA) profile pictureMTA
@MTA10h
New York native Sombr surprised riders today with a pop-up performance at 14 St-Union Sq station 🎤
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Ellie™@ivyrrinOct 28
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Sam Altman (@sama) profile pictureSam Altman
@sama30 Nov 2022
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com
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hi bab (@Bab28lfc) profile picture
hi bab@Bab28lfcOct 28
how white people look at you when you put the big light on instead of the lamp
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CRAV//D@craviid22h
my friend asked me if i’m tucking for my costume, i’m going as aang?????????????????!
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Sorry this isn't real love I would jump the turnstile to take a 46 hour long A train for just a minor crush on a shorty out in Rockaway Beach
Mariama James 詹 瑪 麗 (@MariamaJames13) profile pictureMariama James 詹 瑪 麗
@MariamaJames13Oct 28
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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The Tale of Jiraiya the Gallant... We said goodbye to a legend 17 years ago today 🐸
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ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
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Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Anyone but Trump huh
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Singing The Epstein Plane to Trump at his rally tonite! The raw footage. With the cops pulling me out! (Uncut) – at Chillicothe, OH
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“Counting or not counting gang violence” is still hilarious for last words. Imagine being executed and they say any last words and you go “erm counting or not-“ chop 😭
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I’m playing smash bros rn bullying folks online 😭
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Basic ass soups are so goated. Like tomatoes, carrot, miso, etc. like a cute lil wintery snack
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Finally an answer to the question no one is asking: Would you rather have dinner with Mariama James or $9?
Mariama James 詹 瑪 麗 (@MariamaJames13) profile pictureMariama James 詹 瑪 麗
@MariamaJames13Oct 28
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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