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waiting for things to settle

Santa Monica, CA
Joined October 2009
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The REAL Reuben origin story. New #SomethingsBurning with @GregFitzShow and @GibbonsTime is out now
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Years ago, before verified accounts were a thing, back when I was on Eastenders, I was contacted multiple times by parents of children who had been “conversing” with me online. 11-15 year old children that had been talking with a fake me. I was informed one of these children-
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An update on mushrooms, a handicap drug smuggler and a quick chat with CHAOS author Tom O’Neill. Plus, a FedEx truck slams into a guy getting road-smoke and a review of "The Rescue" documentary. Listen 👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz @gibbonstime
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Now there you go!!! Every day please
“This MAGA crowd is really the most extreme political organization that has ever existed in American history.”—President Biden
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Fox News/Business mentions since Monday morning: Mark Meadows: 3 Hunter Biden: 75
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There is something terribly wrong with a system that allows 41 Senate Republicans representing 21% of the country to block voting rights legislation supported by nearly 70% of Americans. It really, truly, doesn't have to be this way.
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We are saddened by the news of Norm Macdonald. He was a hilarious man and an absolute legend. Thankful to have been the inspiration behind one of the “Best Weekend Update Jokes of All Time,” according to the internet. Rest In Peace Norm, and may your jokes live on forever.
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Time heals nothing. Can you slow down? Can you make the world better?
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New #Sunday Papers! From @GibbonsTime's favorite show “Dave,” @CheetoSantino calls in and riffs on the news. Plus, #Sturgis update: less DUIs, more STDs. Listen 👇 bit.ly/fitzdogap Watch 👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #sundaymorning #andrewsantino @thecomedystore
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New #SundayPapers! I reveal my new tattoo and @GibbonsTime discusses his love of Wendy Williams. Plus, Jeff Bezos in space and roasting Bernie Taupin. Listen 👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #sundaymorning @thecomedystore #comedy #podcast
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My guess as to who killed Erin in MARE OF EASTTOWN: The boy, Ryan Ross.
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New #SundayPapers. @GibbonsTime and I double up on #FloridaMan and shit on the Queen. Plus, lonely, zooming Czech chimps and an argument about terrible puns. Listen 👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #SundayMorning #LAComedy @TheComedyStore
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New #SundayPapers. While other sources focus on the #Inauguration, @GibbonsTime and I take a hard look at UGGS for dogs, a Turks and Caicos happy ending and entertainment news. Listen 👇👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #sundaymorning #podcast
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Our final #SundayPapers of 2020! @GibbonsTime snaps out of his Christmas hangover to talk about frozen iguanas falling from trees in #Florida. Listen 👇👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #sundaymorning #floridaman #podcast #comedy @TheComedyStore
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New #SundayPapers. Today's episode features consenting sex robots, a very hands on Florida theme park and a deep discussion with @GibbonsTime about art. Listen 👇👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #sundaymorning @TheComedyStore #floridaman
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Read all about it! New president. Same #SundayPapers. There was celebrating in the streets and a lot of drinking on LA porches. Listen 👇👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #sundaymorning @TheComedyStore @GibbonsTime #2020election #election2020
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Remember... If you voted for Biden because he promised to bring people together, try not to talk shit on Twitter to those who voted against. I know sportsmanship doesnt sell tickets but give decency a shot. And I'm not even high. Just tired.
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These Trump “caravans” disrupting traffic and putting motorists at risk are pathetic, juvenile, and dangerous. This thuggish behavior is not the American way. Everybody needs to say that. I’m happy I just did.
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New #SundayPapers. Costco fires the Thai monkeys that were picking their coconuts, #LoriLoughlin goes directly to jail, and maybe a little about the #election. Listen 👇👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #sundaymorning @TheComedyStore @GibbonsTime
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New #SundayPapers! Our first guest contributor @AndyKindler does an op-ed piece and @GibbonsTime shares about his first time (alone). Listen 👇👇 bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Watch 👇👇 bit.ly/subGregFitz #sundaymorning #podcast @TheComedyStore @ApplePodcasts #andykindler
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