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May The Force Be Live Long & Prosper With You 🖖 Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!! AMDG

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined January 2010
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Bedain antara diaspora bantu prosedur (positif) dan diaspora ngakalin aturan (negatif). Ini yang dipakai contoh malah diaspora India dan China yg lagi kena sentimen negatif. Apalagi India, karena terkenal ngakalin aturan. Malah dijadiin contoh sama Netizen Indonesia Raya.
Bagi sebagian WNI, pasti bakal bilang “ih itu kan ilegal” blablabla. Tapi enggak bagi WN India, China, Filipina. Diaspora mereka bener2 kompak sampe mereka saling bantu membantu supaya bisa tinggal Legal di negara lain dengan layak.
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FYI lore Ganjar raja bokep bermula dari orang di Facebook ngerakit PC buat ngoding pake casing Simbadda murah
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Tebak kenapa Pak SBY lebih milih nge-tweet daripada wa Prabowo langsung 👀
Kok jadi begini negara kita. Kok begini liar politik kita. Sepertinya untuk mendapatkan kekuasaan (political power) cara apapun dibenarkan. Tidak peduli baik atau buruk. Bermoral atau tidak bermoral. Saya khawatir kalau akhirnya rakyat merasa takut dan tidak tenteram hidup di negaranya sendiri.   Sebagai warga bangsa yang sangat mencintai negeri ini, seperti juga warga negara Indonesia yang lain, saya bermohon kepada Presiden Prabowo untuk menghidupkan kembali politik yang berkeadaban. Ini panggilan sejarah. Ini amanah rakyat. Semoga Tuhan memberikan kekuatan dan tuntunan kepada Pak Prabowo untuk menjalankan misi mulia ini. *SBY*
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I combined the two videos to add this because this is immediately what I hear in my mind when I watched it 😭
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Vettel when Kimi Raikkonen won 2007 WDC: "He turned up at Red Bull HQ, smoked all our cigars and cigarettes, drank Red Bull vodka and went home."
From Seb, to Kimi ❤️ Passing on love, advice, and the youngest-ever champion record #F1 #MexicoGP
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In Goblet of Fire, I wouldn’t have made Cedric Diggory the Hogwarts champion and martyr. I would have given that role to a Slytherin. Imagine a relatively unknown sixth- or seventh-year Slytherin being chosen by the Goblet of Fire. Let’s call him Callum MacGregor. Callum is over the moon. He isn’t a Quidditch player, so this is his chance to represent his house, show his resourcefulness and prove his ambition. But not everyone is happy. Remember Ron’s reaction when a Slytherin puts his name forward? “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” At first, things play out much as they do in the book. The Slytherins are thrilled and start giving Harry even more grief than they did when Cedric was champion. Callum doesn’t take part in most of the teasing, but he’s still bitter that the other houses refuse to support him, even though he is the legitimate Hogwarts champion. Then Harry finds out about the dragons. He knows Callum is the only champion who hasn’t been warned, but he tells him anyway because it’s the right thing to do. Ron thinks Harry has lost his mind. Callum, meanwhile, tells the other Slytherins to ease up on the Potter Stinks badges. He feels a little indebted to Harry, even if he doesn’t want to owe Potter anything. Later, he helps Harry with the egg clue, just as Cedric did in the book. They aren’t friends, but they become cordial. Both understand that a Hogwarts victory is better than no victory at all. Harry might even find himself thinking, That Callum is all right… for a Slytherin. Then comes the maze. Krum attacks Callum, and Harry saves him. When they finally reach the Triwizard Cup, Harry is struggling with his broken leg and tells Callum to take it. But Callum refuses. He knows Harry would have beaten him in the second task if he hadn’t stopped to save the other hostages. “Krum would have finished me down here without your help!” Callum says. Harry suggests they take the Cup together. Callum agrees. A Gryffindor and a Slytherin, working together to bring the Triwizard victory back to Hogwarts. And then they arrive in the graveyard. Harry hears the voice speaking to Wormtail: “Kill the spare.” And he watches Wormtail murder Callum, the Slytherin he had slowly come to respect. That change would make the ending hit differently. It would blur the lines between Slytherins, Death Eaters and their victims. Callum wouldn't be a villain or a secret hero. He would simply be a Hogwarts student who happened to belong to Slytherin, and Voldemort would kill him without a second thought. And imagine Malfoy bragging about serving Voldemort on the Hogwarts Express in Half-Blood Prince after Voldemort had murdered the Slytherin champion in cold blood. That would give the scene an entirely different weight.
If you could add and/or rewrite some details in the Harry Potter books to depict Slytherin in a more positive light, what would they be?
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You made San Siro believe in magic. Tonight, the magic was all for you, @KAKA ❤️🥹
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Last standing celebrity member against the upper bleph nuke brigade. We must protect Léa Seydoux at all cost. Imagine she got her most beautiful feature removed by butcher surgeons?
Celebrity plastic surgeons be like “yeah you’re beautiful but what if you were perfect?” *removes beautiful features*
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Wah sampe sini ramenya ya 🤣, aku juga ga tembus COP dan dinyatakan DNF. Liat juga rame rame ini tadi. Jadi mostly yg disini Coral 8, gerbong paling akhir yg baru start 27 menit setelah jam start. COP di KM 10,5 maksimal jam 06.30. Aku td sampe sana 06.32 🤣🤣
- Jakarta Running Festival Jiwa olahraga, mental tempe sembako Ga begituh om… cara mainnya fruso Kasian panitianya bisa dicap ga becus, Ini bukan acara FUN RUN, ikutin aturan omm
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Tatapan bapaknya sangat mewakili 🤣🤣
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Nagelsmann to Man United, here we go!!
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ну и, разумеется, шахматный гроссмейстер по имени Seen a move ahead
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Classic
Paul Scholes does WINNER STAYS ON - Premier League midfielder edition! 👀 Starting with Michael Carrick vs Bruno Fernandes! 😅
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these photos are wildddd 😭
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Lah elah, gini doank dilaporin dek?? Baleslah ama tifo/coreo lagi gitu aja repot. Barca belom gimana, gimana udah cengeng aja. Wkwkwk 🥲 Lihat dulu Milan juga di provokasi PSG, pake pistol lagi gambarnya. Dan gimana balasnya ultras Milan? Nih, kreatif.. 😎
Voici le tifo pour ce Paris Saint Germain " massacre à la parisienne " #FCBPSG #UCL 🔥
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tbh this gimmick doesn't work when she has one of the most iconic and recognisable work attires that people have been recreating in masses for ages
Comics fan with a partner that doesn't read comics here! Superheroes can be really hard to do couples costumes for because, in this example, a love interest costume like "Lois Lane" would just be regular work attire. Nobody wants to dress up in regular work attire for Halloween.
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Há 12 anos Adrian Sutil acompanhava o resgate de Jules Bianchi após o trágico acidente que vitimaria o piloto francês, que aquaplanou e bateu violentamente seu Marussia em um trator de resgate que recuperava a Sauber do alemão em Suzuka, no GP do Japão de 2014. Sobre Bianchi, Sutil declarou que logo após a batida "seus olhos estavam abertos, ele olhou para mim e depois os fechou, como se fosse dormir". Também criticou duramente a ausência do Safety-car na pista enquanto um trator operava em área passível de acidentes, como foi o caso. Bianchi não sofreu nenhum ferimento externo, mas teve graves danos neurológicos graças à violenta desaceleração no impacto de seu carro com a área traseira do trator, um contrapeso de ferro fundido sólido. Há imagens de Jules Bianchi já sem o capacete, recebendo atendimento médico durante o resgate e com seu rosto visível, mas achei desnecessário publicá-las nesse post. #F1
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how demos are supposed to be done according to the “demo jangan rusuh” tikos
boro boro kaya perancis, halte kebakar aja lebih rame dari berita yang digebukin polisi. rewel semua mau kaya perancis perancis, bahkan malah sibuk perang opini " kalo dibakar besok naik apa"
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Logo MTV pake jpg, kok dulu gak ngeh ya 🤣 Ada duo yg masih akur tuh 👀 Bang Vino rambutmu 😭🤣
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