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1 year ago today, your dumbass thought you were going to be happy 🤣🫵🏼📸
Saying something pretty pushy to the waitstaff but following it up with “no rush” #goodguy
Apparently if you don’t run a half marathon between the ages of 22 and 25, instead of fully developing your prefrontal cortex, you just get shot.
Turns out cooking four chicken breasts at once is a lot less efficient than cooking four chicken breasts one at a time
Really respecting this crew’s tenacity for the game.
Fantasy draft. Local bar & grill. Laptops out. Notes taken in advance. Beers and an order of *50* wings inbound.
This isn’t their hobby.
Yeah, I will not be ordering a quesadilla from a bar & grill that’s playing pop smoke on the speakers




