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Don't Follow Me. Im an awful fan. Jaguars, Thunder, Cubs and LSU.

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Joined January 2012
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For the 904. Chop Wood, Carry Water. #DUUUVAL
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Bhayshul Tuten is the first Jaguars player to do the following in a single game: 100+ rush yards 1+ rush TD 50+ receiving yards 1+ receiving TD
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Good thing the jags are up 35 to 7 or I'll be pissed about leaving a guy so wide open. But still, the fuck we doing out there?
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Too many fucking injuries for the jaguars. This sucks
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Colts had some momentum building and then fucked it all up with that bad play call lol jaguars ball!
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Gonna let the colts stay in it lol typical jaguars bullshit
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Feel bad for the people who don’t let themselves enjoy this
SGA is so fun to watch stop letting twitter trolls convince you otherwise
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Most total TDs since 2025: 57- Matt Stafford 56- Josh Allen 52- Trevor Lawrence 47- Jared Goff 47- Drake Maye 42- Jalen Hurts 42- Dak Prescott
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Trade BTJ and get some defensive help. Also fuck the refs for blatantly helping the texans so much when they didnt need the help at all
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Defense and refs cost the jags the game
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Hines-Allen is dog shit. Waste of money. Pressure man does nothing
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Need cornerback, safety, pass rusher, DT. Need alot of help
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Ball game. Defense cant stop shit
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Texans score here and its officially over. They also got a very easy remaining schedule so they'll be right but in contention for the division very quickly
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Texans gonna win the division.
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JAGUARS DEFENSE IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
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Defense is so fucking ass
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No words. Phantom holding takes points of the board then we turn it over. Game over. Houston is gonna go 12-5 and make the playoffs cause the jags cant put them away when they have the chance
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