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Provo, UT
Joined March 2011
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you’re beautiful you remind me of a bug
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my perfect saturday would go: wake up, iced chai, get bonked on the head by a giant caveman club, farm-to-table brunch, fight with husband in the car and I win, book store, guillotine and my head rolls around spraying blood and everyone goes ewww omfg
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they need to serve this on airplanes
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I love my husband but he really is always changing the tv settings
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Minas Morgul would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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I think levitating in the air like the girl in The Exorcist would feel really nice
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there should be a ride at disneyland where they kill you
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♡ 𝐹𝑜𝓃𝒹𝓁𝓎 𝑅𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔: 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔶 𝔦𝔯𝔬𝔫 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 ℭ𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔠𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡
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imo it’s weird that andy samberg and kate winslet have met each other
First look at ‘LEE’, starring Kate Winslet and Andy Samberg. The film follows a fashion model who became an acclaimed war correspondent for Vogue magazine during World War II. (Source: vntyfr.com/n9i340I)
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Witch Baby retweeted
Harry Styles is dating former Late Late Show Host James Corden, TMZ reports.
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RIP, Paul Reubens. After graduating high school in 1970, Reubens attended @BUArts for 1 year. In 1971, he moved to LA. "Pee-wee's Big Adventure"(1985). As Pee-wee Herman in the "Biker Bar" scene.
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I can't believe we lost Pee-Wee Herman. PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE and PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE are masterpieces of silliness. Pee-Wee could even make eating breakfast funny. RIP to a legend.
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RIP Paul Rueben's (Pee Wee Herman) The opening to Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is an absolute classic. The Breakfast Machine
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all the 35-year-olds with brown hair in Oppenheimer waiting to deliver their single line of dialogue
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something about me is Stop Emailing Me and also No I Cannot Hop On A Quick Call
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Me at 16 waiting for my boyfriend from Blackfoot to show up so we could go to dinner:
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guy in my meeting is trying to talk to me about Rochester, NY but he doesn’t know that the only thing I know about Rochester, NY is that Rosalie Cullen is from there
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it’s so insane when someone has a poodle and just gives it the ole “puppy” haircut. give that bitch a wacky little haircut! give it a pompom tail + perm ears! that’s what poodles WANT. they WANT to be gorgeous little gay dogs!! but no. ratty puppy cut every time. it’s disgusting.
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me at bunco trying to fit in with the girlies
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clipping my dog’s toenails…
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