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MKE
Joined February 2009
I knew I would be back eventually, I can't believe I made it a month
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Donald Trump does not know the difference between a trade deficit and a budget deficit, demonstrating his own intelligence deficit.
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So elections today, huh?
Hey @Ask_Spectrum, is there an outage?!?!
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More than 1,000 Americans are dying each day from the coronavirus and the president is fixated on TV ratings. Over 70 million people signed up for more of this.
.@FoxNews daytime ratings have completely collapsed. Weekend daytime even WORSE. Very sad to watch this happen, but they forgot what made them successful, what got them there. They forgot the Golden Goose. The biggest difference between the 2016 Election, and 2020, was @FoxNews!
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What would you say if you saw it in another country?
The WH is firing top leaders at the Pentagon while the president denies the election results
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I'm sure the markets are up today only only only because good news on a vaccine, and definitely not because the bi-polar Adderall addicted Twitter toddler In Chief was given the boot. Definitely nothing to do with that last part.
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New: Fox News is instructing its talent not to call Joe Biden the "President-elect" when the network calls the race, according to two memos obtained by @brianstelter and me. The memos say Fox should "stay away" from using the description.
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First Atlantic City gave Trump the boot, now Vegas is about to do the same!
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Please don't fuck this up, America!
"Joe Biden reads off a teleprompter" is the sickest campaign ad burn I've ever heard.
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I was pretty convinced DJT was about to get reelected, but then Jay Cutler endorsed him, so I dont know what to believe anymore
Good morning and welcome to the Shit Show! Today’s episode has been produced by the Supreme Court and directed by the incomparable Speaker and Senate Majority leader duo. Buckle up, this one’s sure to disappoint!
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My favorite part of being back on Twitter is remembering that I don't give a fuck.
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What's Spunky Sporting?