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"Avocado ice cream? Nah that's for women." -Drake Maye
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The Celtics win a ugly hard fought game where they made a 22 point comeback
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If you’re wondering why Belichick didn’t let players just say anything in the media, this is why. And it worked
Patriots linebacker Robert Spillane publicly disagrees with the comments made by Mike Vrabel and Mack Hollins
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Patriots Get Stomped by Packers, Should the Pats Sell?, Russini Return teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/2nQBALOgM…
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Posted by WHO???
Minnesota is calling around on QBs all day. The Vikings checked in on Mac Jones in San Francisco, but the price is too high right now. The name everyone keeps coming back to is Kirk Cousins, as @AdamSchefter said. That's the deal league sources think they're really trying to get done.
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Tatum got put in an interview cutscene
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Paul George with a Philly salute
Paul George dropped 36 on his former team then dropped the middle finger on Philly fans
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JB stands for: Just Bitchin' @FCHWPO
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Year 1 vs Year 10
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What a fucking statement by the Celtics. Jayson Tatum takes round 1
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THE BOSTON CELTICS ARE NOW IN FIRST PLACE IN THE EAST 🔥
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PAUL GEORGE SAYS HOLD MY NUTSACK
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RT @Hogdale_: Jalen Brown currently a team worst -21 for the Sixers
"no beef, but it might be a little lamb chops and some gravy"
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I know you can’t relate because your team’s never done anything but a Super Bowl appearance where you lose means nothing to me
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Replying to @YANGS1K
You wanted JJ McCarthy I could care less about your draft opinions. Tet would have been generational with Maye.
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People be like “Caleb Williams and Drake Maye threw a million picks today, they aren’t the MVP!” without considering Mercury is currently in retrograde, which is the notorious astrological scapegoat for communication breakdowns, mental fog, and unforced errors.
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WOW: We have found yet another Daejon Love type LARPING as an NFL player. He goes by the alias “Christian Gonzalez” and claims to be an “All-Pro” DB for the New England Patriots. WTF😭😭😭
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I wish he had an NFL caliber team around him in general
I wish Drake Maye had NFL caliber receivers man
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You’re about to learn why they call Drake Maye the comeback king
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Give Maye Burrow's receiver separation, and Time to throw / time to pressure, and Maye is putting up 8K and 80 TDs You don't understand football
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