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Goddamn Dora

@GoddamnDora

My parents send me into the fucking jungle every goddamn morning. (Satire/Parody - 18+, not affiliated with NickJr or Dora The Explorer)

 The Fucking Jungle
Joined March 2012
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Can you help me find the Big Red Chicken? This Big Orange Turkey fucking sucks.
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Real talk: He's no one's favorite character, and whoever has him can fucking keep him. teapawt.net/SequelMemes/status/953…
Star Wars Memes (@SWMemes) profile pictureStar Wars Memes@SWMemes16 Jan 2018
When you're watching an episode of Dora the Explora and your favourite character hasn't appeared yet
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Keep your filthy fucking fox paws off my shit, Swiper. teapawt.net/LilCamer0n/status/9295…
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The Map's timeline is currently 280 characters of "I'm the Map" over and over. Please kill me.
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Maybe with Michael Bay in charge, Backpack will have something more useful than fucking sticky tape. Like a machete! Or an M203!
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Come on! ¡Vamanos! Everybody, let's go! I know we can do it! ... ... You know what? Fucking screw it.
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Here we fucking go, kids! Boots! Lock and load!! teapawt.net/RottenTomatoes/status/…
Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 (@RottenTomatoes) profile pictureRotten Tomatoes 🍅
@RottenTomatoes24 Oct 2017
Where are we going? To f*** shit up! Michael Bay is producing a live-action Dora the Explorer movie 🤯🤯🤯
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Seriously, though. What a pussy. dailydot.com/unclick/dora-th…
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Hell is when all your possessions have to sing a fucking song at you before you use them.
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Replying to @GoddamnDora
I hope that fucking blue arrow helps you find your ass when I'm done with it. @GoddamnDora
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Mickey, you ARE a Mouseke-Tool.
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Helped that Bugga-bugga find those Bugga-bugga babies. Now I hope she leaves me the bugga-lone.
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Peas and carrots, carrots and peas, shut the fuck up, please, please, please!!
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Benny forgot to send out invitations, and now no one will come to his party! News Flash, Benny. No one was fucking coming anyway.
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First, we go around the Fiscal Cliff! Then, we go over the Debt Ceiling! And that's how we get to the Financial Ruins!
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Diego just got a Tickle Me Elmo. At least I think that's what he said.
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"M-I-C..." See you in hell! "K-E-Y..." Why? Because fuck you, that's why! "M-O-U-S-E!" I hate that goddamn rat.
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Sniper, no sniping! Sniper, no sniping! Sniper, NO sniping!!
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If anyone ever makes a GPS navigation system with the voice of the Map, you have my permission to headbutt them in the balls.
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The Wonderpets are not too big, and they're not too tough, so when stomp them hard, they'll be easy to snuff!
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