godforbid

Limited edition: ghost transparent, signed and numbered. Cover and lyric book illustrated by me. Layout by @tierceworks Enjoy.👻

Trying to squeeze a fart out silently in a crowded room is a daringly psychopathic gamble. Remember how brave you can be when you need to.

They discovered dinosaurs were covered in feathers, but still refused to acknowledge my peeps the feathered serpents. (dragons, spoken of and depicted in nearly every ancient culture) With that kind of restrictive semantic dogma, I don't know what they think Bigfoot rides on...

The gap between finishing recording, and the album being released, is the most anxiety ridden; Listening as folks brush up against phrases and themes, hoping they don't stumble over the correct combination of words before mine hit the light of day. Oof.. this has been a long one.

People too afraid of failure to take action will never accomplish anything, and they probably shouldn't.

When people say the love animals, I used to assume it meant they didn't eat them, but it usually just means they like to own them. I try to remember that when people say they love other things as well.

Can you believe, now we're going to leave the Iran war, get all the Epstein files released (with some high level prosecutions), finally remove poisons from our food, and stop the genocide in Gaza!! Lol, just kidding...

Pressure in modern culture to agree with group think, discarding logic or belief systems for the comfort of a current trend or small, but vocal group can be overwhelming. But I’m here to say, I like candy corn, and I don’t care what kind of antiquated monster that makes me.

When the kids are trick or treating this year, pick trick. They could use a little mischievous ambition.

I was a skateboarder as a kid, and from the times of falling and getting heckled by passing traffic or pedestrians, my response to critics has remained the same: You try it.

Now that there's no longer gatekeepers, I've got to say: watching people who didn't participate in hip hop as a culture, exploiting it, or benefiting from it, makes my stomach sick.

Getting ahead of Nepo-Baby allegations, you may wonder how I been a bouncer for 15yrs. Truth is my mom was a bartender. You may also wonder how a non-high school graduate was able to successfully sell marijuana for years. Again, full disclosure, she used to sell drugs as well.

A lot of these rappers talk like they live in GTA, because they do..

Whenever I'm touring, and I tell people how much I enjoy sitting cramped in a silent van for hours, they think I'm being sarcastic.

When things go wrong for me, I think of it as training for the next time things go wrong for me.

Dollar bills have such bizarrely esoteric totems in the design it's almost like an initiation test. Do you like the idea of money so much you won't question it's overt cryptic symbolism? Great, you're in!

Yo. I don't know who handles this shit, but Dolly Parton has got to be up for sainthood, right??

Yo. British hip-hop heads get to say "cheers" and "word", and those two words cover enough conversational ground that you may not need another word in your vocabulary.

I'll play. No order: Digable Planets-Blowout Comb Smiff N Wesson-Da Shinin' Mobb Deep-Imfamous MF DOOM-Doomsday Raekwon-Only Built 4 Cuban Linx PE-Fear of a Black Planet Camp Lo-Uptown Saturday Night De La Soul-Buhloone Mindstate ATCQ-Midnight Mauraders Co Flow-Funcrusher Plus

My go to summer vibe album: youtu.be/MPa-fmZ76Mw?is=BmiJ…

I've seen people get high of weirder shit than drugs, like pettiness or self-pity.