everyone breaks, some of us shatter, some of us become jagged weapons.
In the darkness of the lake
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*Aliens land...
'What the fuck happened down here?!?!'
Me (lighting a cigar)
'Somebody ate a bat or something I don't know, hey can I borrow the keys to yer ship?'
Yes car sensors I know there's an asshole right behind me... There's always an asshole right behind me... I live on planet Earth 🤨
People shouldn't mistake the fact that I'll let them go in front of me in terms of driving because I'm being kind... I just think you're an idiot and I'd rather have you where I can see you at all times until you fuck off all the way
How do you tell someone I'd like to #### You relentlessly for an hour or more until the bed sheets are completely soaked and you are incapable of walk for the next half an hour tops... Without seeming overly anxious... God forbid I seem overly anxious
There are plenty of political figures who I have and had a intense dislike for... But when they passed on I did not celebrate it you want to know why?.. because I'm not a fucking piece of shit that's why
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Trunk or treat is clearly another attempt to turn something traditional into a 'communal event' the woke retards can attempt to control/regulate... You don't believe me go to 1 in a costume that you know they won't approve of... Like the president and see what happens 🤨
Abolish truck or treat... Door to doors still perfectly safe ashlyn as people (by which I mean real men and women) protect the concept of Halloween
I ain't your dream man,I ain't your ideal man, I ain't your daddy and I ain't your backup plan... You know what I am?... Here for you...
She don't like to hear me sing
She don't want no diamond ring
She don't want to drive my car
She won't let me go that far
She don't like the way I look
She don't like the things I cook
She don't like the way I play
She don't like the things I say
She don't like the jokes I make
She don't like the drugs I take
She don't like the friends I got
She don't like my friends a lot
She don't like the clothes I wear
She don't like the way I stare
She don't like the tales I tell
She don't like the way I smell