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I hate targeted ads. I’m looking at myself in my camera wearing a fringe jacket. Now I’m seeing ads for fringe jackets. Stop looking at meeee😭😭😭
This may be controversial. Idc. I am going to speak my truth. If they’re going to make an older man sexiest man alive, Steve Carell was right there.
Love the first jacket. But if I’m buying an expensive jacket like this, I’m giving my money to AKIRA. Azalea Wang has a dupe and in different colors. Cute stuff tho for sure.
More African AI accounts. Y’all want proof he’s gay so bad you don’t even question the source.
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There are plenty of couples where one partner can’t cook. Y’all want everyone with imperfect partners to get a divorce and it’s really really unhealthy and concerning.
'Nobody Wants This' star Justine Lupe reveals her husband has only cooked her three (3) meals in their entire relationship, and one of them was a rice cake she got while pregnant...
"He can't cook either. So, that's like my grievance with him, is like the non-cooking. [...] In the time that we've been together, I think I actually know he's cooked me three meals, and one of them was a rice cake with almond butter and blueberries and honey. [...] That is not a meal. And I was like pregnant. I was like, this is so disappointing,"
(🎥: Armchair Expert/Dax Shepard)
I wonder when they’re going to start doing pop artists again. But also… who would they even choose? 🤔
Every #SuperBowl Halftime Show performer in the 2020s so far 🏈
2027: JAY-Z
2026: Bad Bunny
2025: Kendrick Lamar
2024: Usher
2023: Rihanna
2022: Dr. Dre, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Snoop Dogg & Mary J. Blige
2021: The Weeknd
2020: Shakira & Jennifer Lopez
Why are people making this about hating being a mom. This is about wanting alone time lmao. Like why go to that extreme???😂
I get it. YOU don’t listen to Jay Z. “He hasn’t been relevant in __ years.” This man just sold out yankee stadium 3 nights in a row with no new album out. Just pure nostalgia. At some point y’all gotta stop playing with this man just because you can’t acknowledge your biases.
Sometimes when people think I’m younger than I am I have to shut them tf up QUICKLY. I was talking about pop culture and some man who thought more than me talking about “you wasn’t even around fr in 2013.” wtf are you even saying rn?
I never used my heated seats in my old car. But I use them everyday now. Who am I to take these for granted.
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He really underestimates how ugly he is 😅
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age.
He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
