GolfQuote

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. ~P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed...

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. ~A.A. Milne

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. ~Ben Crenshaw

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. ~Arnold Palmer

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. ~P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed...

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. ~A.A. Milne

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf. ~Robert Lynd

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count...

Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk~Grantland Rice

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. ~Val Doonican

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. -Billy Graham

Golf ini satu-satunnya olahraga yang juaranya gak bisa menang di 60 % turnamen yang dia ikuti #BelajarGolf

Pada tau gak? menurut penelitian para ahli, ternyata Golf: adalah termasuk olahraga yang paling sulit di dunia. #BelajarGolf

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.-Tiger Woods

Halo para #golfer muda...mana suaranya? dah lama nih gak nyapa...

golf is not a fair game,so why build a course fair?

there's nothing wrong with the St.Andrews course that 100 bulldozers couldn't put right.the old course needs a dry clean and press

it has been observed that absolute idiots play the steadiest golf