There'll be no Rosaries said in Maynooth the night. #kildaregaa
Devastating news this morning. One of the Portadown District LOL members finally arrived home last night to find he'd left the immersion on for nearly 2 weeks.
Hearing that the deal was for the OO to walk the route they wanted one last time, but had to watch three episodes of Mrs Brown's Boys beforehand. Not only did the OO reject it, they threatened to wreck the place.
New OO merchandise released this morning. Heated bowler-turn-beanie hat for those late-night marches. Heats after just TWO MINUTES in the microwave. £16.90 from all good OO retailers.
🤖 Made with AI
Whilst waiting for a decision, I asked Chatgpt to make a Bryson Lockhart lovechild. Just for the craic like. Not bad results.
Reliable source has told me that the Orange Order turned down the offer of free tickets to the Israel game instead, cos it was being played on a Sunday, and Ballymacash residents are refusing to part with their Israeli flags anyway. Heimir Hallgrímsson in Rushmere presently.
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