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There is a city in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
90% of the people change a whole text message just because they don't know how to spell one word.
Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
Listening to music can help you run faster and get a better work out at the gym. It can help increase endurance by as much as 15%
90% people type things into Google to see if they spelled them correctly.
In England, suicide used to be illegal. The punishment for trying to kill yourself was 'death'.
Out of all the divorces that happened in the world this year, 20% of them were Facebook's fault.
The glossy look to lipstick comes from fish scales, which are iridescent.
South Africa used to have 2 official languages. Now it has 11.
Most burglaries occur during the daytime
Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.
The White House is worth about $995 million.
Humans have the longest and thickest penises when compare to other primates, when it comes to size and in proportion to overall body mass.
Students at Harvard University ran a condom delivery service for short span of time in 1985 and their slogan was "We'll come before you do."
A McDonald's McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients found in yoga mats.
Strawberry is the only fruit with its seeds on the outside.
Studies suggest that using sarcasm can significantly improve your I.Q.
40% of bottled water is just regular tap water.
Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950s. Means, technically, you're hearing dead people laugh.