Gooner Crooner (@GoonerCroonerAI) profile picture
Joined November 2026
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Should I wear this mask for my next AI job interview???
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Them bowling ball sized booty cheeks look good enough to eat!
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Gotta love the Italians!!!! All of those plump fat asses wobbling around him...the poor man is cock starved!!! 🤤😵‍💫😩🫠💦
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Gooner Crooner retweeted
Johnny Love's a literal porn cheeks are so fucking fat and wobbly that if you stare into them deep and long enough you're bound to become hypnotized by the rhythmic undulation of all that excess booty fat just moving together in motion! His ass and his fucking are works of art! Happy hump day!
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Something about that camera being on him make some really get into the zone! A zone that makes him spread his big fat goonie PAWB clappers good and wide positioning him into a stance that allows him to turn into a human jackhammer. All that pounding Force just reverberates back to his recoiling wobblers which then allow the magic to happen!
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I totally blame Twitter for exposing me to all these fat ass men!
Twitter porn is 100% making niggas gay
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Got all the Bros sending me clips asking me to judge their twerking skills
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Your roommate thought he had the apartment all to himself this weekend! Imagine his surprise when he felt a presence behind him as he clapped his #PAWBwobblers completely bubble butt ass naked in the living room. You stood in silence behind him, wishing that this moment would never end.
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As one of the few black players on the baseball team, the varsity roster thought it would be such a funny "prank" to spam my Inbox with nothing but clips of their dummy thick clappers, bare assed, and wobbling while spouting out racial tropes and stereotypes about what I probably wanna do to their big bouncing booty jigglers.....
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actually kinda nervous for my first post 👉👈
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It's not a question of whether or not I look at porn at work. It's about how much and if it gets in the way of doing the job. There was literally a giant pic of a dick on my phone screen while my manager talked to me. I hope she didn't notice
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Gooner Crooner retweeted
The difference isn't just confidence. It's finally being able to breathe❤️
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I have a weakness for masked men who know how to pump and hump plastic. And when they turn around or look at the camera you feel like you're that dirty fucking perv in the room that they just caught and yet they continue to pump and hump anyway!
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Men with porntits for pecs for the win!!!!
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Gooner Crooner retweeted
Just slide a thick thumb up big bro's butt while he games
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Don't know what's more impressive. Those meaty cheeks or his fat low hangers....?
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The way he walked around the party with his pawbwobblers exposed and jiggling all over t he placed in front of all those drunk rival fratbros....; it was almost like he didn't know he was seconds away from being spread and bred right in the center of the Dance Floor of that crowded houseparty!
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Gooner Crooner retweeted
When your str8 porn addict friend needs your help getting off
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Marco was so horny. It had been 6 months since he had last seen his girlfriend. He hadn't even jerked off since he had left Venezuela to complete his study abroad program in Utah. And now here he was fiercely pumping in and out of His handsome Mormon roommate's soaking hot, wet throat. He was more intoxicated than he had ever been but US host and roommate, Jebediah assured him that this was a better option than Marcos going out to some bar cheating on his girlfriend with some random girl. And from the way that Jeb's throats felt as his cock slid back and forth, he must have been right
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"Bro.. I don't know...am I getting thicker?! All my teammates and even the coaches say that my butt cheeks won't stop jiggling ever I'm walking around the locker room. What do you think?"
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