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Dan Osborn 2024: My opponent is asleep at the wheel and out of touch with Nebraskans. I’m an independent and a mechanic and I believe in strong borders but also healthcare and unions.
Dan Osborn 2026: Have you ever seen those Canadians on South Park? Funniest shit I ever saw
It’s really not worth getting worked up about Patrick Stewart’s LAST movie. The man did many wonderful projects and a lot of silly bullshit because he loved life and loved acting. He did a commercial where he threw Hey Arnold at a mountain. He did 100+ episodes of American Dad
Mike Johnson does plan to be around 6 days from now, when it will become very clear he’s lying out his ass right now, right?
An mischievous oracle told Spencer Pratt that Republicans would win a narrow victory in LA this year and he fell for it
Vivek Ramaswamy about to run an ad calling a box of dead cats a bunch of dirty liars
Mediaite: Amy Acton’s Mother Was Convicted of Killing Kittens
New information about the criminal history of Donna Arthur, the estranged mother of Ohio Democratic nominee for governor, Amy Acton, is coming to light amid the backlash about her appearance in a Vivek Ramaswamy ad — including her conviction for animal neglect after several kittens in her care died in a hot car
mediaite.com/crime/amy-acton…
I can’t believe Talarico was sick for 8 days. Can you believe that? 10 days! I mean I’ve heard of 4 or 5 days, but this is 12 days we’re talking about! The flu doesn’t last 15 days! He’s doing interviews now but those 18 days aren’t going away! Honestly 26 days is simply too far
Well this was odd. Brownback’s endorsement of Marshall amounted to “he has a pulse and isn’t a Democrat,” my comment was clearly a joke, but a Kansan resist lib called me a Russian bot and blocked me, which feels like I fell through a time warp to 2018
The only way the Angela Paxton ad would have been effective is if Ken was on the couch next to her being civil and they both said the election is bigger than their marital problems.
Instead, she can’t even say his name. She can’t even say what race he’s running in.
It is funny to me that a piece of political punditry is now self-psychoanalysis. Yes, Democrats who become convinced we’re going to win 57 senate seats might be sad if we only win 51, but those people should see a therapist, idk
It feels like another way we have to constantly qualify good news. Polls will never tell the future with 100% certainty, all metrics we do possess look as good as they can be, and still people doom over nothing and act like it’s the wiser path
We were very nearly in the timeline where she is the candidate facing Paxton in the senate race and a bunch of people dogpiled on Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers for preferring this timeline instead
What a betrayal! Byron Donalds was Fake MAGA all along! True MAGA PATRIOTS should vote for David Jolly to stick it to him!
"Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Byron Donalds launched an updated campaign website this week stripping away numerous prominent references to his endorsement from Donald Trump as the president’s approval ratings hit new lows."
miamiherald.com/news/politic…
I got blocked by the editor of the opinion section of the Houston Chronicle cause I pointed out the fantasy of Republicans standing up the racism of Bo French after accepting the cruel and gleefully racist Ohioan Haitian deportations from Trump and Vance is hypocritical
Lindsey Graham’s sister is gonna be a senator for like 4 months, she’s gonna vote however the Republicans ask and then leave. That’s just how the system works tbh, duly elected Governor McMaster is allowed to do that. There’s an oil exec appointed Senator from OK doing same thing
Not worth getting worked up about. It’s nepotism, sure, but like, the governor could appoint his own sister if he wanted to. Thune would be happy with a potato with arms in that seat. They’ll be elections and she won’t run in them