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Japan only has 12 zoning districts. Here's why:
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In Germany, a talented 14-year-old earns his club money. In America, his parents pay the club $15,000 a year.
That single inversion explains why "we will not" is the most accurate line ever written about US soccer.
FIFA built a global system for this. Training compensation and solidarity payments send a cut of every transfer fee back to the clubs that developed the player, from age 12 onward. Develop one future pro and your academy gets paid for a decade. Barcelona's La Masia, Ajax, every Bundesliga academy runs on this logic. The kid is the asset.
US Soccer refuses to enforce those rules. When Seattle's Crossfire Premier claimed its $60,000 share of DeAndre Yedlin's transfer to Tottenham, it got nothing. Claims on the Dempsey and Bradley transfers died partly because the federation couldn't even produce the youth training records.
So American clubs earn zero dollars when a kid turns pro. They earn when a kid enrolls. Which makes the parent the customer, and the product is whatever keeps the parent writing checks: travel tournaments, hotel weekends, $500 showcase events, private training at $100 an hour. Elite pathways run $8,000 to $20,000 a year. A comparable academy spot in Italy costs about 120 euros.
Follow the incentive one level deeper and it gets darker. A club dependent on fees can't cut its weakest paying players, so rosters optimize for retention over development. The scouting pool shrinks to families who can afford the cliff, which appears around age 11, exactly when development matters most. The country runs a talent filter sorted by household income instead of ability.
Every four years someone proposes fixing this. The proposal always requires the people profiting from the $15,000 model to vote themselves out of business.
They will not.
Gordon Lamphere retweeted
This is one of the wildest stats I have ever seen and completely goes against what any rational real estate investor would have expected back in the early part of this decade.
The lesson here is that nothing affects real estate prices more than supply. I’d rather invest in a stagnant market seeing no supply growth than a booming market with lots of supply growth.
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If you are drawn to high-risk, low-reward investments, NYC rent stabilized apartments may be for you.
Or you could get a high-yield savings account for similar upside but with lesser downside risk.
Gordon Lamphere retweeted
Unfortunately this isn't strictly true. The Buffalo Bills' new stadium is infamously building *fewer seats* & adding more low-density corporate boxes than the 1970s stadium
Markets are good, but there's no use lying that profit maximization is always social welfare maximizing
Gordon Lamphere retweeted
Thank you to all who fought and sacrificed in freedoms defense all those years ago. Incredible footage here. Blessed that both my uncles survived and will never forget the over 400,000 who did not come home.
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Everyone is talking about how it’s $10,000 to get into MSG for the NBA Finals. Not enough people are talking about how the Knicks publicly traded stock has outperformed pretty much everything outside of AI over the last year.
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This arguably matters more than anything else: inflation-adjusted weekly paychecks - they're down 1.2 percentage points since the Iran war started; for context, they're up 0.6 percentage points since Jan '25 and down 3.3% since Jan '21:
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Fantastic chart that shows the shift in market demand towards nearly new super-prime A+ office space.
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The world is hitting tank‑bottom oil inventories by September.
Oil inventories work like blood in the human body: you can donate a bit, but below a certain level your blood pressure tanks and organs start failing. You don’t die because blood hits zero, you die because circulation collapses
That’s where we are with oil. We began the year with more than 8 billion barrels in storage, yet only around 10% was actually usable without pushing the system into stress... that safety margin has now been drawn down.
The next stage is dropping to operational floor levels, where pipelines and refineries start failing – that’s the real tank bottom.
Gordon Lamphere retweeted
May's 172,000 job gains were dominated by:
Hospitality: 70,000 (mainly restaurants)
Local gov't: 55,000
Healthcare: 35,000
But if you look at jobs gains in the past 3 months, you see a lot of industries hiring. (The exceptions are tech and finance)
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I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
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Doomers say real estate is crashing, gurus say you are one seminar away from a private jet, and @ChadGriffiths says they are both selling 🐂💩
The host of the world's top industrial real estate podcast joins @Gordon_CRE to cut through the noise on real estate social media, and yes, we tackle the important questions, like who is Chad's favorite real estate guru: Grant Cardone or Brandon Turner?
We also dig into why every warehouse is about to fight data centers for power, and how 12 experts gave Chad 12 different answers to a single cap rate question.
Hit play and find out who survives the doomer-guru crossfire.
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Update to my Hormuz tracker looking at transit count by type ("normal" vs Iranian route vs estimated dark)
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110% cosign. And people in the "urban planning is my passion" world need to realize that not every human being is a childless 30 year old who works in a downtown tech tower
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Dunked on the incompetent bearded grifter enough that I can now share my thoughts on what to look for if you're investing as an LP in a real estate deal.
For context, I am an LP myself in a few deals although I've never acted as a GP (I have zero interest in being responsible for other people's money).
Here are my recommendations if you considering investing.
1️⃣ Realize that you are risking 100% of your investment.
Even if the real estate market is flat, a bad deal, excessive leverage, poor execution, or an incompetent operator can result in a complete loss of capital.
If you aren't prepared for this risk then DO NOT invest as an LP.
2️⃣ Analyze the deal independently of the memorandum or pitch deck.
This takes some time but it's not difficult.
Review all available reports (property condition report, environmental, appraisal, etc).
Consult with a 3rd party lawyer, accountant or broker if you need assistance.
Estimate what you believe the property is worth today.
Build a simple 5 to 10 year pro forma using your own assumptions for rents, occupancy, expenses, capital costs and eventual sale value.
The goal isn't to predict the future. The goal is to stress test the investment.
Since you are risking 100% of your capital you better have a thorough understanding of your downside risk.
Again, if you aren't prepared to do this, DO NOT invest as an LP.
3️⃣ Evaluate and scrutinize the operator
A great operator can navigate a challenging market while a poor operator can destroy value in a strong market.
Look at their track record. Ask about deals that underperformed and what mistakes they've made.
Anyone can showcase their winners. The real insights often come from the deals that didn't go according to plan.
4️⃣ Understand how the GP gets paid
Some compensation structures align interests and others don't.
How much is being paid in acquisition fees, asset management fees, financing fees, construction management fees and disposition fees?
The more money a sponsor makes regardless of performance the more closely you should examine the structure.
And ask how much of their own money is going into the deal.
A meaningful co-investment doesn't guarantee success, but it does ensure they feel the same pain if things don't go as planned.
5️⃣ Be skeptical of projections
Nobody knows where interest rates, cap rates, rents, operating costs or capital markets will be years from now. This is an unavoidable risk but underscores the importance of doing your own projection first to then reconcile where they might be far too aggressive.
6️⃣ Understand the debt
Many investors spend hours reviewing the property and only minutes reviewing the loan. Debt can make a good deal great and a bad deal catastrophic.
Know the interest rate, maturity date, recourse provisions, extension options and refinancing risks.
7️⃣ Ask what has to go right
Most presentations focus on upside.
I want to know what assumptions must occur for the projected returns to be achieved.
If everything has to go perfectly, that's not a business plan. That's a hope strategy (aka the guru's grift).
8️⃣ Ask what could go wrong
Tenant bankruptcy
Unexpected capital expenditures
Higher vacancy
Environmental issues
Adjustable rate mortgage sees a dramatic increase and the operator doesn't understand how rate caps work
Property taxes increase because a higher sales price than the assessed value triggers a reassessment
Every deal has risks. The best operators acknowledge them openly.
9️⃣ Never invest because of FOMO
"Last chance."
"Almost fully subscribed."
"We need commitments by Friday."
Pressure is not due diligence.
Good opportunities will continue to exist next month and next year.
Assume there will be surprises (there will always be surprises).
The question isn't whether something unexpected will happen. The question is whether the deal and the operator can withstand it.
🔟 Final thoughts
Preserving capital is more important than chasing returns.
Many investors spend their time asking how much they can make.
Experienced investors often spend more time asking how much they can lose.
The first goal is not losing money. The second goal is making money.
If you sense any red flags (ie/ the sponsor repeatedly calls himself an expert and says it's easy to make a billion dollars in real estate) run. Run as fast as you can.
Any other ideas or recommendations I'm missing?
Gordon Lamphere retweeted
The People Over Parking Act is now the law across the state of Illinois.
Parking minimums are gone! Go build some homes without costly underutilized parking spaces!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illino…
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The Battery Real Estate Play & Return Of Main Street With Aaron Shavel -RFP 95
Aaron Shavel is a professional engineer who built his career in heavy civil construction, including years on MTA subway projects in New York, and now advises on battery energy storage facilities being deployed across the Northeast. He writes on construction, infrastructure policy, and urbanism on Substack and has become one of the sharper voices connecting how things actually get built to how communities actually function.
In this episode, Aaron breaks down the battery energy storage boom and why the developer arbitrage window may be shorter than people think, what New York is getting right with the Second Avenue Subway Phase 2 and the Interborough Express, and why sidewalks and pedestrian-scaled infrastructure are the most underrated investment any community can make. He and Gordon then look ahead at autonomous vehicles, the return of the downtown Main Street, and why small-format retail may win out over big-box footprints in walkable corridors.
What we cover:
- Front-of-meter vs. behind-the-meter battery storage and how developers play the price-arbitrage game
- Why the battery arbitrage window has a negative network effect built into it
- What makes a great battery storage site (hint: it's not just cheap land)
- How public-private partnerships are actually structured on energy projects in New York
- Why the "war on cars" framing kills transit investment before it starts
- The pragmatism gap on megaprojects and how the MTA cut millions off Second Avenue Subway Phase 2
- Why sidewalks, crosswalks, and bus stops are the highest-ROI infrastructure most communities ignore
- Storefront sizing, small-format retail, and the return of the downtown Main Street
- How autonomous vehicles will reshape parking mandates and the built environment
- Career advice for young professionals entering real estate, construction, and design
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