I have come here to chew bubblegum and talk about my plaque psoriasis symptoms .... and I'm all out of bubblegum lead singer of Houthis and the blowfish

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*US Army declares need to get "back to basics"* Loses war in the Middle East
SCOOP: The elimination of a futuristic drone battalion is part of a broader “back-to-basics” approach ordered up by Gen. Christopher LaNeve, the acting chief of staff of the Army who is closely aligned with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. The battalion was a signature initiative of LaNeve’s predecessor, Gen. Randy George, whom Hegseth ousted in April. wsj.com/politics/national-se…
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SCOOP: The elimination of a futuristic drone battalion is part of a broader “back-to-basics” approach ordered up by Gen. Christopher LaNeve, the acting chief of staff of the Army who is closely aligned with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. The battalion was a signature initiative of LaNeve’s predecessor, Gen. Randy George, whom Hegseth ousted in April. wsj.com/politics/national-se…
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The EU's response to hybrid warfare
Today, Romania destroyed a naval drone carrying explosives near its Neptun Deep platform in the Black Sea. An escalating campaign of threats is underway, unsettling our citizens and seeking to divide our Union. This is hybrid warfare. The founding mission of our Union is to preserve peace. Today, that also means having the capacity to deter provocation and aggression. Our Readiness 2030 agenda is mobilising up to EUR 800 billion. With the European Drone Defence Initiative and the Eastern Flank Watch, we are scaling up production in Europe to deliver capabilities Member States need. So we can respond to emerging threats with speed, unity and resolve.
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that could buy you 7 burritos from chipotle
BREAKING: U.S. national debt surpasses $40,000,000,000,000.00.
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The number of Russian sabotage operations in Europe almost quadrupled from 2023 to 2024. Russia’s sabotage of ECI is central to its unconventional war on Europe and designed to weaken Western resilience and unity. It presents significant policy challenges to European governments. Russian doctrine intentionally blurs the lines between war and peace, making it challenging for European governments to detect and respond to such aggression. From the IISS archive - first published August 2025 | Read the full report by Charlie Edwards and Nate Seidenstein to find out more: go.iiss.org/4qtDaQq
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The commander of US Air Forces in the Pacific is looking at reducing exercise participation in Asia-Pacific "as we prioritize … [efforts] in the CENTCOM [Central Command] region right now." breakingdefense.com/2026/07/…
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Tehran:
🇺🇦🇮🇷 NEW: UKRAINE THREATEN TO STRIKE IRANIAN CITIES. Ukrainian military media: “If Iran responds militarily to Ukraine, the Ukrainian army will carry out long-range drone air attacks against Iranian cities.”
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I am in Special Housing Unit (SHU). My water faucet is broken. I am not allowed bottles of water in SHU. I have nothing clean to drink. My only water comes from the shower, warm and from a brown and filthy faucet. It has given me persistent stomach problems. The water I am drinking is not clean, I am an American. Innocent until proven guilty. But I am forced to drink poisoned water. Where are my rights?
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reading this tweet must have been how hunter biden felt after smoking crack for the first time
I am in Special Housing Unit (SHU). My water faucet is broken. I am not allowed bottles of water in SHU. I have nothing clean to drink. My only water comes from the shower, warm and from a brown and filthy faucet. It has given me persistent stomach problems. The water I am drinking is not clean, I am an American. Innocent until proven guilty. But I am forced to drink poisoned water. Where are my rights?
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maybe you'll grow the courage to ask her out when you are 143
JUST IN: New research suggests humans may be capable of living up to 156 years — far beyond the long-assumed 122 year limit.
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this is like how St andrews is taking credit for Ukraine's middle strike successes.
Palantir CEO Alex Karp: "Without AI systems, Russia would have won" I guess Claude is still recovering from its PTSD over the Battle of Kyiv.
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*Rapidly expending our munitions stockpile for little strategic effect* Secretary Hegseth:
Scoop: U.S. intelligence reports offer a pessimistic view of new rounds of U.S. military strikes against Iran: They are unlikely to have a significant impact on Iran or soften its negotiating position, current and former officials tell @wstrobel and me.
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europeans enjoying their summer after staying out of this shit sandwich
IRAN LAUNCHES ATTACKS ON BAHRAIN, JORDAN, QATAR AND UAE: REPORTS
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how it feels to be one of the 37 OSINT accounts to copy and repost this video instead of just retweeting it
Russian mobile fire group training goes wrong while using a YakB-12.7 rotary machine gun originally built for Mi-24 helicopters.
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jason statham movie plot
BREAKING: Hundreds of venomous snakes, including cobras, escape flooded breeding farms in southern China & remain on the loose.
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US to iran every 3 weeks for the rest of your life
BREAKING: Iran’s Revolutionary Guards declare the Strait of Hormuz is closed “until further notice.”
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A tourist was seriously injured after a bison tossed them about 8 feet into the air in Yellowstone National Park. The attack was captured on video by photographer Mike Macleod.
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Me at 10am in Europe after drinking 24 Bud Lights when the barista asks why I'm not wearing pants
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