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Joined September 2014
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
The Yeezy 950 looks like it was made for the Apocalypse, and somehow still belongs on a runway.
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I would’ve just now been coming out that store if I was q50
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
A good US law?
A US lawmaker has announced plans to introduce a new bill that would give gamers ownership of the games they buy 🎮 The Power To The Players Act would require publishers to make games playable offline before shutting down their servers
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
Louisiana niggas when you say you don’t like fried jambalayan alligator nuts
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a fact of life is that, when left unattended, capcom will try and make resident evil 6 again. you must wield a bat to beat them back any time they attempt this.
🚨NUEVOS DETALLES REVELADOS DE RESIDENT EVIL APOCALYPSE, LA VERSIÓN DESCARTADA DE RE9: ▫️Mundo abierto en una isla ficticia de Singapur. ▫️Jill, Leon, Ada y Sheva eran los protagonistas, junto con dos nuevos personajes. ▫️Chris era arrestado tras los eventos de Resident Evil Village. ▫️Leon desconfiaba de Jill por su pasado con la BSAA. ▫️Sheva desconfiaba de Ada y su objetivo era rescatar a Chris. ▫️Había muchas discusiones entre los protagonistas. ▫️La BSAA sería la principal antagonista del juego. ▫️Capcom reinició el desarrollo y redujo el número de protagonistas. ▫️Leon terminó siendo el protagonista principal. ▫️Jill permaneció inicialmente como asistente mediante IA. ▫️Jill acabó siendo eliminada porque no aportaba a la historia. ▫️La idea de un personaje que experimentara el terror por primera vez evolucionó hasta acabar siendo Grace. ▫️Estallaría un brote en la isla. ▫️Existían vehiculos para recorrer la isla. ▫️Priorizaba la acción por encima del terror. ▫️No era un juego multijugador online. ▫️Incluía un medidor de infección inspirado en Resident Evil Outbreak. ▫️Aprovechaba la tecnología de Dragon's Dogma 2 y Monster Hunter Wilds para el mundo abierto. Reunir a Leon, Jill, Ada y Sheva prometía muchísimo, pero que Jill acabara completamente descartada de RE9 es una decisión que nunca podré entender. ¿Os habría gustado jugar a esta versión?
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
Lmfao being a Deadlock hater must be fucking awful. You don't get any opportunities to slander, Valve just drops the coolest shit every week and you just have to deal with it
SOLOMON ACTUALLY PLAYS THE CHESS #DEADLOCK
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If resident evil was real people would be breeding and selling Lickers on instagram like XL Bullies
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I hate when men think they’re the prize
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Nothing will ever top this 4-post run
🤝 Paid partnership
What’s your favorite old Instagram post from an artist or celebrity?
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
we are never seeing winter again
how i’ve been moving lately
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“I’m still feeling love in some areas I shouldn’t” yeah Lucki is better than juice wrld bro
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
this nigga was so hungry he used an uncleared beat and dropped it on another youtube channel cause the label didn’t let him
i miss when rappers were hungry
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it
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all im hearing is niggas dont like deadlock cos U dont like the concept of being a broke nigga having to grind and laying low till ur up N das prolly cos ur white N dont struggle
Deadlock players will convince you to try and learn their game just for you to spend 10min in queue then 80% of your matches borderline idle killing mobs, moving or trying to figure out what to buy in the shop, just for your first pvp combat to be 3 stuns in 2s then death
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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Luna Snow when Marvel Rivals flops
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
No matter what Druski does, he’ll never top da video of him converting to Islam & gettin caught ordering EXTRA PORK on dat rice
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Lorde Flaco Jordi retweeted
They're doing this to me at work tomorrow
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2011)
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