The Goth Doctor retweeted
I don't understand why if you're arguing with someone and they find out you're in medicine they're like "dO yOu tAlK tO yOuR pAtIeNtS lIkE tHiS??" No Deborah and you aren't my facking patient you're a dingus on a Facebook thread who thinks masks cause respiratory failure
The Goth Doctor retweeted
[US medical conference]
EPIDEMIOLOGIST AT PODIUM: [takes long drag of cigarette, exhales slowly, flicks ash into empty glass of bourbon] fuck this
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Seems weird for the GOP to call themselves the “party of Lincoln” while defending the flag and statues of men who literally led a war against Lincoln.
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Mm hmm...I see what you're saying. So to recap, you don't think the knee in George Floyd's neck for 9 minutes is a big deal but you refuse to wear a thin cloth on your face because "I can't breathe"?
The Goth Doctor retweeted
This isn't a race war.
It's a battle between racists and anti-racists.
Choose your side.
The Goth Doctor retweeted
When we impeached this president, we warned that he was a dictator in waiting.
I believe now what I believed then: this president is a threat to our democracy, our families, and to us.
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Medical school and residency/fellowship is like a 10 year long pie eating contest and then when you win you find out that the prize is unlimited pie. – at Virginia Beach, VA
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Doc: so what medications do you take?
Patient: Ativan for my nerves, Percocet for the back pain, Benadryl to help me sleep.
Doc: do.... do you drink alcohol too?
Patient: *chuckles* only on days that end in -y! *winks*
The Goth Doctor retweeted
“It’s just a virus”
- lazy
- dismissive
- patient doesn’t feel validated
“Your body’s host cells have been invaded by a rapidly replicating biological agent”
- intriguing
- terrifying
- something your patient will want to post on Facebook
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Are healthcare professionals immune from mental health issues? No. But do they at least all feel they can safely talk about them without professional repercussions? Also no.
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Daylight Savings... a tale of two peoples.
Non-medical peeps: Oh yay! My favorite night of the year - extra sleep!
Medical peeps: $%#!%!% WHY AM I ALWAYS ON CALL FOR THIS?!?!
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Gmorning
Rock beats scissors 👊🏽
Scissors beats paper✌🏽
Paper beats rock🖐🏽
But if YOU count to three & open your hand to reveal a human tooth...
👉🏽🦷
Well, NOTHING beats the look on their faces
Surprise yourself today, it’s Friday
(Rock paper scissors TOOTH)
The Goth Doctor retweeted
If you don’t provide tubal ligation, abortion, and all forms of contraception (including postpartum LARC) you don’t get to claim to provide “comprehensive services”. Catholic hospitals routinely deny many, if not all, of these services.
The Goth Doctor retweeted
😂😂😂
How about a doctor who has credulously promoted homeopathy, worthless weight loss supplements, faith healing, unfounded health scares, psychics as grief counselors, and all manner of quackery on national TV for many years now?
😂😂😂
Every physician is bound by oath to treat the ill to the best of his or her abilities. But what happens when the medical system we dutifully serve fails? That’s why I’m speaking out: trib.al/yAQnAyQ
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Yesterday, we watched Brett Kavanaugh, a grown man who wants to be a part of the highest court in the land, throw a hysterical temper tantrum…. All while he was sober. Think about that.
The Goth Doctor retweeted
You know how it is a murder of crows and a rash of mansplainers?
It should be a rise of women.
The Goth Doctor retweeted
An accused rapist president has nominated an accused rapist judge for the primary purpose of eliminating the ability of women to control their own bodies, but by all means keep telling me we have the same rights.
The Goth Doctor retweeted
Hiking the price of nitrofurantoin is not cool for many reasons, but this drug has the lowest risk of collateral damage antibiotic wise. If everyone gets cipro we’re gonna run out of drugs sooner. arstechnica.com/science/2018…