Vicki Vale.

"I'm Vicki Fuckin' Vale." "Don't mess with me."

“Gotham’s such an ugly city. It’s even worse when it’s raining.”

Yawns. It’s a rainy, awful day in Gotham.

Downs her fourth cup of coffee of the day. Is it Friday yet?

"Shit. I forgot to get married."

Internally screams.

Laughs. And laughs. And laughs. Pauses to take a sip of wine. Laughs some more. teapawt.net/TenaciousScribe/status…

"Seriously, @FlyingDGrayson_? Let's just get married at the arcade and call it good. Family. Friends. Entertainment. Boom."

"What about Wednesday, @FlyingDGrayson_? Ya know. HUMP DAY."

"Ew, Tuesday? No. That won't do either, @FlyingDGrayson_."

"Who the fuck gets married on a Monday, @FlyingDGrayson_? That's the kind of shit Trump would pull. Him and his small hands."

"I don't careeee," she groaned, flipping herself over onto her stomach to look look at @FlyingDGrayson_. "Let's just elope. Seriously."

"Of course not, @FlyingDGrayson_. I still hold it out in front of me to admire it. I'm just tired of living in sin."

"Richard. I've had this ring on my finger for far too long." {@FlyingDGrayson_}